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The MA5B Assault Rifle is the second major revision in the prestigious line of unspeakably shitty rifles. Originally a method for farmers to seed pot fields across wide areas, the UNSC found a use for this "weapon" as a cheap alternative to real guns. Using the innovative and amusingly inhumane rattatat mechanism, the gun propels salt cubes at the intended target with a muzzle velocity outmatched by slingshots.

AttributesValues
rdf:type
rdfs:label
  • MA5B Assault Rifle
rdfs:comment
  • The MA5B Assault Rifle is the second major revision in the prestigious line of unspeakably shitty rifles. Originally a method for farmers to seed pot fields across wide areas, the UNSC found a use for this "weapon" as a cheap alternative to real guns. Using the innovative and amusingly inhumane rattatat mechanism, the gun propels salt cubes at the intended target with a muzzle velocity outmatched by slingshots.
Era
  • 2552(xsd:integer)
dcterms:subject
MaxAmmo
  • Over 9000 salt cubes
damage per hit
  • -6(xsd:integer)
counterwep
  • Common Household Items, to include *Bleach *Septic Fluid *Dildo *Catbox *Bacitracin
ammotype
  • Forced Ingestion Rodent, Caseless
dbkwik:unhalo/prop...iPageUsesTemplate
Range
  • Effective Range: 2 meters Maximum Range: 6 meters
Velocity
  • 1(xsd:integer)
Affiliation
  • UNSC
Fire
  • Automatic
Name
  • Destitute Rat Abuse
Operation
  • Rat-tat-tat Mechanism
Type
  • Salt Rifle
Model
  • MA5B
Rate of Fire
  • Gotta Go Fast
Manufacturer
  • Misriah Armory
Cost
  • 3(xsd:integer)
Accuracy
  • Sadness
Magazine
  • 60(xsd:integer)
Size
  • 88(xsd:integer)
abstract
  • The MA5B Assault Rifle is the second major revision in the prestigious line of unspeakably shitty rifles. Originally a method for farmers to seed pot fields across wide areas, the UNSC found a use for this "weapon" as a cheap alternative to real guns. Using the innovative and amusingly inhumane rattatat mechanism, the gun propels salt cubes at the intended target with a muzzle velocity outmatched by slingshots.
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