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It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family.

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  • Mashed Potatoes War
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  • It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family.
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Date
  • --01-01
Commander
Casualties
  • 85(xsd:integer)
  • A lot
Result
  • Complete and total victory
combatant
  • Viking-Celtic Alliance+Haiti&Bhutan for some strange reason 22px Bhutan 22px Denmark 22pxFinland 22px Haiti 22px Ireland 22px Norway 22px Scottish Empire 22px Sweden 22px Wales
  • Everybody Else 22px Kingdom of Antarctica 22px America 22px Argentina 22px Australia 22px Bolivia 22px Brazil 22px Byzantine Empire 22px Canada 22px China 22px Cuba 22px El Salvador 22px England 22px France 22px Germany 22px Guatemala 22px Honduras 22px Italy Mars 22px Mexico 22px Mongolia 22px Nicaragua 22px Ottoman Empire 22px Portuguese Empire 22px Rome 22px Russian Empire 22px Singapore 22px South Africa 22px Spain 22px Thailand 22px Venezuela
Place
  • Northern Europe, Caribbean Sea, Southeast Asia
Conflict
abstract
  • It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family. Then, the dad of the jewcaveman suddenly died right after biting into his potato. The caveman, wailing and mourning and preparing to sit shiva, blamed Ireland for this incident, and he declared war on Ireland. However, nobody showed up, so he let it slide...for a while. Then on January 1st, 467856 b.c., he declared war a second time, and this time the whole nation of France (about sixty cavemen) showed up and began an invasion of Ireland.
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