It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family.
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| - It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family.
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Result
| - Complete and total victory
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combatant
| - Viking-Celtic Alliance+Haiti&Bhutan for some strange reason
22px Bhutan
22px Denmark
22pxFinland
22px Haiti
22px Ireland
22px Norway
22px Scottish Empire
22px Sweden
22px Wales
- Everybody Else
22px Kingdom of Antarctica
22px America
22px Argentina
22px Australia
22px Bolivia
22px Brazil
22px Byzantine Empire
22px Canada
22px China
22px Cuba
22px El Salvador
22px England
22px France
22px Germany
22px Guatemala
22px Honduras
22px Italy
Mars
22px Mexico
22px Mongolia
22px Nicaragua
22px Ottoman Empire
22px Portuguese Empire
22px Rome
22px Russian Empire
22px Singapore
22px South Africa
22px Spain
22px Thailand
22px Venezuela
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| - It all began in the year 467857 b.c. when an Irishcaveman sold a sack of potatoes to a Jewcaveman in France. Now this caveman had an enemy in France, and his enemy (while he wasn't looking, of course) poisoned one of the potatoes. The Jewcaveman that had bought the sack of potatoes from the Irishcaveman soon mashed up those potatoes and served them as dinner for his family. Then, the dad of the jewcaveman suddenly died right after biting into his potato. The caveman, wailing and mourning and preparing to sit shiva, blamed Ireland for this incident, and he declared war on Ireland. However, nobody showed up, so he let it slide...for a while. Then on January 1st, 467856 b.c., he declared war a second time, and this time the whole nation of France (about sixty cavemen) showed up and began an invasion of Ireland.
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