abstract
| - University of Oulu is a top secret science project funded by the Finnish government, to research top secret information of top secret things. There are hushed rumours of a slogan saying 'Surfing on the top of the top secret information age'. Only few people have revealed some of the research projects conducted in the University of Oulu. Unfortunatelly all of them have been assassinated by the University's research and mob services. The university of Oulu has won the medal of secrecy granted by the ministry of interior in years 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2004 and 2005. Years 2000-2003 were unsuccessful due the fact that some of the academic freedom fighters/students managed to smuggle their graduate theses in to the publicly accessible university library before they were assassinated. However damage of this disclosure was contained due to protective practice enforced upon the University Library (in the spirit of Restricted Books Section of the Miskatonic Library). After these unfortunate events, some of the researchers went underground. With the help of ancient Ninja-skills, the assistants have survived this long. Most of the Ninja-assistants work as a part time, as they dayjob as pizza delivery agents takes 24/7 of their time. Strangely they appear to deliver only to their own kind, any deviation from this rule is punished in the spirit of the sniper society. It still remains to be seen if these factors will contribute to their raise or demise. The research and mob -services ("Hutkimus- ja Kyräilypalvelu" in Finnish) restored their glory in 2004 by enforcing an DPD-agreement (Die Prior Disclosure). All University students and researchers have agreed to the terms of the agreement, under the mistaken belief that research and mob services would not actually enforce this law. Even I am subjecting myself to a grave danger as we speak, solely by writing this docum One of the most famous research groups in the University of Oulu is the Oulu University Secure Adult Entertainment Group OUSAEG. Their ongoing research aims at increasing awareness on limited amount of adult entertainment resources in the world, and emphasizing the importance of security ho's.
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