Synopsis
| - Deadpool and Blind Al travel, thanks to Doorman’s powers, back in time. To the year 1967 to be precise! They land onto Aunt May’s body, knocking her out. Not knowing who she is, Deadpool and Al at first think they just traveled a distance away from the aquarium. While Al takes care of May, Wade decides to teleport to the Hellhouse and get C.F. to transport them back home. Unfortunately, upon arriving… the Hellhouse is still Sister Margaret’s Home For Wayward Children, like it was in the past! After getting beaten up by a Nun, Wade suspects something is wrong. He teleports back to Al, and finds some letters from May, and thereby discovers they really are in the past. Meanwhile, in the present, Weasel manages to get Doorman use his powers briefly enough, so he can send out a letter to Wade that he has to set his teleporter on midnight so they can bring them back. However, thanks to the Nun’s beating, Wade’s teleporting unit is kaput. When looking at some pictures of May’s nephew, Peter Parker, Wade surprisingly recognizes one of Parker’s classmates: a younger Weasel! Thinking the scardy cat is probably a science whiz in this timeline as well, Wade figures Weasel can fix the unit. Al suggests that Wade looks the kid up, gets him drunk like always and makes him help out. Wade wants to move on with the plan but, at that moment, May’s neighbor Anna Watson pays a visit! Wade uses his image inducer so that he looks like Peter Parker, and gives Al a wig and sunglasses so she looks exactly like May. Anna, believing it, takes Al away to take care of her, like promised earlier. With them gone, Wade also leaves, though in Peter’s guise, on the lookout for Weasel. However, as he goes, he passes an angry Kraven the Hunter, who wants his money after working for the Green Goblin, who’s now believed dead by the public. And he wants Norman Osborn to pay it, suspecting they share connections. After installing a new paralyzing ray into his costume, Kraven is ready for action. After luring the real Peter Parker away from college so he won’t get caught, Wade finally locates Weasel. However, he thinks Wade is the real Peter Parker and they don’t go that well, because they are aiming at the same job at Osborn’s factory. Wade tries to earn Weasel’s trust by getting him to join him and Harry to a party at Gwen Stacy’s, but Weasel still won’t do it until Peter agrees to leave the job for him. During the party, Kraven bursts in and tries to kidnap Harry. Deadpool prevents it and things get worse when Norman arrives on the scene. After a rough battle, Wade defeats Kraven and saves Norman’s life at the same time. Norman wants to repay Wade, thinking he’s a hero, and this gives Wade an idea. He lies to Norman that Weasel is a junkie, and Norman immediately loses his interest in the boy’s capabilities. Not understanding why Norman neglects his help, Wade walks up on Weasel and gets him drunk They walk away into the night and, in that time, Weasel fixes the teleporter. Later, Wade goes to release Al from Anna, and they prepare to leave. Once it’s midnight, Doorman also activates his powers, and Deadpool and Blind Al travel back to the proper timeline, where they are welcomed by the real Weasel and the Lightning Rods. After taping a bomb onto Mr. Immortal’s arm and making it explode, Deadpool and his amazing friends take off, deciding to hit the road.
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