| rdfs:comment
| - The Rock bla bla kaka poo poo and Roll Hall of porn was actually founded in 1967 by America's favorite dirty old man, Bob Dylan. Legend has it that Dylan created the Hall of porn to put down his peers who he saw as inferior and to get back at John Elton, who never invited him to his birthday party. At first, the inductees were notified that they had won an achievement award and that the ceremony would be broadcast on national television. However, when they arrived, all they got was a punch in the face in front of a national audience. God, that Bob Dylan was a mean guy. I heard that as a kid, he used to pull the seat out from Joni Mitchell in art class....... Anyway, after the other musicians caught on, Dylan was forced to simply leave a flaming bag of dog shit on their doorsteps. I'm telli
|
| abstract
| - The Rock bla bla kaka poo poo and Roll Hall of porn was actually founded in 1967 by America's favorite dirty old man, Bob Dylan. Legend has it that Dylan created the Hall of porn to put down his peers who he saw as inferior and to get back at John Elton, who never invited him to his birthday party. At first, the inductees were notified that they had won an achievement award and that the ceremony would be broadcast on national television. However, when they arrived, all they got was a punch in the face in front of a national audience. God, that Bob Dylan was a mean guy. I heard that as a kid, he used to pull the seat out from Joni Mitchell in art class....... Anyway, after the other musicians caught on, Dylan was forced to simply leave a flaming bag of dog shit on their doorsteps. I'm telling you, that Bob Dylan was one mean bastard. He also resorted to writing insulting songs about the performers he hated, as shown in this immortal verse aimed at notorious sissy James Taylor: "She takes just like a woman, She makes love just like a woman, And then she aches just like a woman, But she's a breakfast cereal!"
|