About: Jordan Carlos/Featured   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Jordan Carlos is the imposter who pretended to be "Alan", Stephen Colbert's "black friend" to break up their heterosexual relationship. The liberal media hired him for his resemblance to Alan. However, Jordan Carlos isn't even black. Stephen Colbert and his viewers never realized this, because they don't see color. The imposter had several pictures taken of him at a protest rally, and sent them to Colbert. Unfortunately, due to his inability to see color, he reduced "Alan"'s status from "friend" to "acquaintance".

AttributesValues
rdfs:label
  • Jordan Carlos/Featured
rdfs:comment
  • Jordan Carlos is the imposter who pretended to be "Alan", Stephen Colbert's "black friend" to break up their heterosexual relationship. The liberal media hired him for his resemblance to Alan. However, Jordan Carlos isn't even black. Stephen Colbert and his viewers never realized this, because they don't see color. The imposter had several pictures taken of him at a protest rally, and sent them to Colbert. Unfortunately, due to his inability to see color, he reduced "Alan"'s status from "friend" to "acquaintance".
dbkwik:wikiality/p...iPageUsesTemplate
abstract
  • Jordan Carlos is the imposter who pretended to be "Alan", Stephen Colbert's "black friend" to break up their heterosexual relationship. The liberal media hired him for his resemblance to Alan. However, Jordan Carlos isn't even black. Stephen Colbert and his viewers never realized this, because they don't see color. The imposter had several pictures taken of him at a protest rally, and sent them to Colbert. Unfortunately, due to his inability to see color, he reduced "Alan"'s status from "friend" to "acquaintance". This crushed the real Alan, as he didnt know why he had been reduced. Stephen Colbert has now led a search to find a "new black friend". This crushed the real Alan even more, so he got a "new white friend" and showed up in Colbert's audence. Stephen Colbert expressed deep sorrow upon spotting Alan in the audience with his "new white friend", and the two haven't spoken since.
Alternative Linked Data Views: ODE     Raw Data in: CXML | CSV | RDF ( N-Triples N3/Turtle JSON XML ) | OData ( Atom JSON ) | Microdata ( JSON HTML) | JSON-LD    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3217, on Linux (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu), Standard Edition
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2012 OpenLink Software