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Mishtah Pants was a galaxy-renowned Jedi Bureaucrat, who famously slew Darth Vivisex at the Battle of the DVD Formats. Obsessed with finding Darth Shecks-Devihant, his quest was completed at Ryebread 7, where he decapitated the Dark Lord. Little did he know, that due to an error on his part, he had instead killed Darth Shecks-Deviant, a Sith Bum, who had merely been minding his own business.

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rdf:type	Jedi Character
rdfs:label	Mishtah Pants
rdfs:comment	Mishtah Pants was a galaxy-renowned Jedi Bureaucrat, who famously slew Darth Vivisex at the Battle of the DVD Formats. Obsessed with finding Darth Shecks-Devihant, his quest was completed at Ryebread 7, where he decapitated the Dark Lord. Little did he know, that due to an error on his part, he had instead killed Darth Shecks-Deviant, a Sith Bum, who had merely been minding his own business.
Era	Grump era
dcterms:subject	Males Humans Jedi
saber	Greenish Salmon
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Eyes	Red
Affiliation	Reformed Jedi Shovers
Hair	Black
Name	Mishtah Pants
Species	Human
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Gender	?
Position	Jedi Bureaucrat
Death	0(xsd:integer)
Birth	22(xsd:integer)
abstract	Mishtah Pants was a galaxy-renowned Jedi Bureaucrat, who famously slew Darth Vivisex at the Battle of the DVD Formats. Obsessed with finding Darth Shecks-Devihant, his quest was completed at Ryebread 7, where he decapitated the Dark Lord. Little did he know, that due to an error on his part, he had instead killed Darth Shecks-Deviant, a Sith Bum, who had merely been minding his own business. Trained in the Bigamist Nebula by Jedi Mistress Servolomie Channing, Pants became a promising student. He averted a potential crisis on Judy-Car by sleeping with the wives of both of the opposing factions leaders. Instead of turning on each other, the two parties sent all their resources after Pants, and chased him to Hackysack 225, where he simply turned around and decapitated all of them with his dual-dual-dual phase lightsaber. Pants was infinitely arrogant, and shockingly wealthy. He owned at least 5 Horses, which were considered a delicacy in the Bigamist Nebula, and he had a landspeeder that worked, which was practically unique. By the time of his retirement, he had killed exactly 1000 Sith Lords, and he hungered for combat once again, so he became a prize fighter/Tonight Show host. He died of syphilis on Bigamist 1, at the oldest age of anybody in the Nebula, 22.

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