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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? * None. Real computer geeks prefer LEDs. * None. It's a hardware problem! * Just one. But the house falls down. * Two. One resigns halfway through the project. * 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. * Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

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  • How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? * None. Real computer geeks prefer LEDs. * None. It's a hardware problem! * Just one. But the house falls down. * Two. One resigns halfway through the project. * 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. * Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
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  • How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? * None. Real computer geeks prefer LEDs. * None. It's a hardware problem! * Just one. But the house falls down. * Two. One resigns halfway through the project. * 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. * Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
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