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| - Darth Bob, born Bob, was a man of few words, all of which were unintelligent nonsense, and brother to Elmo. Like many young boys Bob was born. At a young age, Bob's parents took the boys to meet the highly feared Sith Lord, Darth Fellatio. However, upon meeting the man, Bob gained crabs, forcing the parents of the young boys to shave all of the fur off of his skin. Just weeks later, Bob was dropped off at the door of a slaughterhouse, never to speak to his parents again.
- Darth Bob was a Twi'lek named Bob Marley and, after the death of his parents, was trained as a Jedi by his father's old friend, Aayla Secura. The Jedi Council refused to allow his training so he sought the help of other Jedi masters. All the masters he found refused his training because the council had said there was too much hatred in him. He was later found by Chancellor Palpatine who revealed his identity as Darth Sidious and trained Bob in the way of the Sith. After proving himself worthy by exterminating all Felucian Jedi on their home planet, he gained the title Darth Bob.
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| - Darth Bob, born Bob, was a man of few words, all of which were unintelligent nonsense, and brother to Elmo. Like many young boys Bob was born. At a young age, Bob's parents took the boys to meet the highly feared Sith Lord, Darth Fellatio. However, upon meeting the man, Bob gained crabs, forcing the parents of the young boys to shave all of the fur off of his skin. Just weeks later, Bob was dropped off at the door of a slaughterhouse, never to speak to his parents again. Soon after, Bob became an employee at the slaughterhouse as the scruffy-looking nerf-fluffer, earning less-than minimum wage. While fluffing a nerf one day, the owner of the slaughterhouse mistook Bob as a Chinaman and dropped an inflatable forklift on his head, resulting in massive scars across his body. The young man stayed at the woman's house for the next few weeks while healing, developing a deep friendship with her. Before he knew it, Bob was adopted by the owner. Within the following days, Bob became a a total failure a successful business man who, upon realizing that he was in fact in love with his new mother, scored with her. Caught in an affair with his mother by the slaughterhouse workers, Bob was humiliated. Feeling he had no-where else to turn, the young man fell to the Dark Side, becoming highly moderately feared Darth Bob. After this, Bob's life was devoted to finding and ruining the lives of homosexuals. Over the next several years, Darth Bob had many failures and little triumphs, his greatest of which was the kidnapping of his own brother, who had since become the highly feared Sith Lord, Darth Elmo. Proving that Darth Bob was just a loser, Elmo's secret apprentice, Darth Animal, freed the puppet and nearly killed Bob himself. Darth Bob, however, was able to escape the wrath of Animal and go into exile. After his brother committed "the ultimate act of treachery" and killed himself, Bob formed an empire of his own and tried to overthrow Darth Darth Binks with his army of Banana Peels. Unfortunately for Bob, he failed miserably yet again, later killing himself.
- Darth Bob was a Twi'lek named Bob Marley and, after the death of his parents, was trained as a Jedi by his father's old friend, Aayla Secura. The Jedi Council refused to allow his training so he sought the help of other Jedi masters. All the masters he found refused his training because the council had said there was too much hatred in him. He was later found by Chancellor Palpatine who revealed his identity as Darth Sidious and trained Bob in the way of the Sith. After proving himself worthy by exterminating all Felucian Jedi on their home planet, he gained the title Darth Bob. After Order 66 was issued, he was secretly assigned as Darth Vader's secret body guard, whose existence was only known to the Emperor. He was assassinated by J.K.Burtola who was hunting Vader. As he fell the Dark Lord pierced Burtola's heart with his Lightsaber, so both men fell at the same time. He was a founding member of the Emperor's Dark Guards.
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