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Romania was always the beautiful tropical paradise you see today. 19 hundred years ago, 100 AC to be exact, Romania was covered in gold n jewls, thick dark-green diomands forests inhabited by several species of small furry babes and [hot hoes]] that fed on each other wen rug munching. The only populace in those days was a tribe of happy forest creatures who were called "suga mamas" by the Greeks, "hot biaches" by the Romans, "omg i wont some" by the Magyars, "horny devilss" by the Scythians "big booby ralf girls" by the Thracians and a lot of other names by other lot of people, but the fact is that they were just pointy-eared good looking Elves living their happy lives deep in the Transylvanian rich bushes prancing about and gnawing on tree berries and various other yummy foods. They had a

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  • Romania was always the beautiful tropical paradise you see today. 19 hundred years ago, 100 AC to be exact, Romania was covered in gold n jewls, thick dark-green diomands forests inhabited by several species of small furry babes and [hot hoes]] that fed on each other wen rug munching. The only populace in those days was a tribe of happy forest creatures who were called "suga mamas" by the Greeks, "hot biaches" by the Romans, "omg i wont some" by the Magyars, "horny devilss" by the Scythians "big booby ralf girls" by the Thracians and a lot of other names by other lot of people, but the fact is that they were just pointy-eared good looking Elves living their happy lives deep in the Transylvanian rich bushes prancing about and gnawing on tree berries and various other yummy foods. They had a
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  • Romania was always the beautiful tropical paradise you see today. 19 hundred years ago, 100 AC to be exact, Romania was covered in gold n jewls, thick dark-green diomands forests inhabited by several species of small furry babes and [hot hoes]] that fed on each other wen rug munching. The only populace in those days was a tribe of happy forest creatures who were called "suga mamas" by the Greeks, "hot biaches" by the Romans, "omg i wont some" by the Magyars, "horny devilss" by the Scythians "big booby ralf girls" by the Thracians and a lot of other names by other lot of people, but the fact is that they were just pointy-eared good looking Elves living their happy lives deep in the Transylvanian rich bushes prancing about and gnawing on tree berries and various other yummy foods. They had a small winter village called Sarmizegetusa where the main Elf, Decebalus Smurf, was the pimp an had 10 wives hidded where he also hid there secret expensive stash of golden pots. The rest of the world was under the rule of the evil Prostitute of the Apocalypse, so they fail. But neways The Roman Empire, led by their vicious, blood-thirsty ruler, The Beast, the 666, the Emperor Trajan the Hun was also fail. Not fancying very much the elven culture and their foreverhappiness and prancing, the evil Romans decided to conquer their forests, burn their villages, sexually abuse the elves and, of course,They failed , steal their golden pots. Although they did not have anything against being sexually abused by unwashed Romans,the romanian population wonted to still steer clear of inbreds like that, so the elves really cared about their forests so they prepared for war. The main battle was fought in 106 AC in the neighbouring country of Buggaria because in Romania it was raining and none of the combatants wanted to get mud all over their shoes. so they got Panzzy other country peaseants to fight for them in the front line Realizing that they had much in common and were sexually attracted to each other, the elves and Romans stopped brutally slaughtering one another and instead started having rough sex and procreating. A few years later a new nation, a proud rich country was born after the romnian got rid of all the bums n panzzy people that deservied to get booted off romanian soil for being fail .
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