Alan Hansen (born Sauchie, England Scotland?) is a current TV pundit and former Liverpool and Scotland player, becoming the first player to both somehow play for Scotland despite clearly being English and being the first Englishman to be born in Scotland and yet not be the slightest bit Scottish.
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| - Alan Hansen (born Sauchie, England Scotland?) is a current TV pundit and former Liverpool and Scotland player, becoming the first player to both somehow play for Scotland despite clearly being English and being the first Englishman to be born in Scotland and yet not be the slightest bit Scottish.
- Alan Hansen, or "Not quite as rubbish as the other pundits" is a full-time miserable git, football pundit and occasional fish smuggler and gun-runner for the BBC. Hansen was apparently born in the Scottish part of England which is why he supports England at football, water polo and archery. He had a marvellous footballing career for the club he supported as a child, known locally as "Luverpoool", and also part-time for his local third division side, Scotland after it was confirmed he had not collected enough crisp packets to play for local rivals England.(see cock-muncher, Gary Lineker)
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| - Alan Hansen, or "Not quite as rubbish as the other pundits" is a full-time miserable git, football pundit and occasional fish smuggler and gun-runner for the BBC. Hansen was apparently born in the Scottish part of England which is why he supports England at football, water polo and archery. He had a marvellous footballing career for the club he supported as a child, known locally as "Luverpoool", and also part-time for his local third division side, Scotland after it was confirmed he had not collected enough crisp packets to play for local rivals England.(see cock-muncher, Gary Lineker) Hansen is known to live in Southport but sometimes on a Wednesday dashes inland for his favourite pudding chips and gravy from a chippy in Blackburn run by darkies. Hansen sees it as his patriotic duty to be a pundit on Match Of The Day, for the Premiership and England games but he is equally passionate about spending much of his free time with fellow Englishman Mark Lawrenson, chatting about Sunday roasts and cricket. Sometimes he also talks about defenders in football, and his bedroom wall is littered with posters of his role model, England captain John "absolutely sensational" Terry and of his lovechild, Stevie "fook me worra pass" Gerrard.
- Alan Hansen (born Sauchie, England Scotland?) is a current TV pundit and former Liverpool and Scotland player, becoming the first player to both somehow play for Scotland despite clearly being English and being the first Englishman to be born in Scotland and yet not be the slightest bit Scottish.
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