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:Hayley: Winner, winner, weed for dinner.
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:Andrew: Can you Belize we made it?
:Ax: Go fuck yourself.
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:[Stan and Steve debate Stan's monopolization of Francine during a mother-son dance]
:Stan: Counterpoint, I was the only chauffeur who got laid last night.
:Steve: [crying] I'm throwing away your business card!
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:Roger: Another Arbuckle T. Boone success story. For the first time!
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:Roger: Sounds like your following my system to a tee. That's the "T" in Arbuckle T. Boone. Step one is a job, step two is a man, step three is a baby with that man so you can quite step one.
:Klaus: It's just three steps. You can really wrap your head around it. Unlike all those other systems.
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:[Klaus walking in on his girlfriend Elsa with the entire East German bob sled team]
:German #1: Push! Push! Puuush! Lean Left! Right! Left again! Faster!
:Elsa: Not too fast!
:German #2: Right, everyone, think about Luuuge!