Some recent studies suggest that the basement-dweller is a distant evolutionary relative of the human. Indeed, some humans (usually of the subspecies parent) have, believing the two species interchangeable, attempted to bring a basement-dweller aboveground, which can be very dangerous to the basement-dweller's health and the wellbeing of everyone around him. For this reason, it is important to have a basic edumacation about the species.
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| - Some recent studies suggest that the basement-dweller is a distant evolutionary relative of the human. Indeed, some humans (usually of the subspecies parent) have, believing the two species interchangeable, attempted to bring a basement-dweller aboveground, which can be very dangerous to the basement-dweller's health and the wellbeing of everyone around him. For this reason, it is important to have a basic edumacation about the species.
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| - These two basement-dwellers are well-camouflaged in their natural habitat.
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| - This is a recording of a standard mating call of a basement-dweller. The exact use of such calls is as yet unknown.
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| - Some recent studies suggest that the basement-dweller is a distant evolutionary relative of the human. Indeed, some humans (usually of the subspecies parent) have, believing the two species interchangeable, attempted to bring a basement-dweller aboveground, which can be very dangerous to the basement-dweller's health and the wellbeing of everyone around him. For this reason, it is important to have a basic edumacation about the species. A basement-dweller has linguistic skills resembling that of the typical ogre. Excessive verbal speech around them renders them confused and frustrated, leading to a possible attack. Provocation should be avoided by communicating instead with written text when possible. If use of the local native language is ineffective, the researcher should also try txt spk, lolspeak, and 1337 5p34k. "Despite their lack of speech skills, the basement-dweller's intelligence shouldn't be underestimated," points out leading biologist Bill Nye, who has recently made groundbreaking discoveries regarding the Loch Ness Monster. "While the average IQ is lower than that of an average human, averages are relative—most humans are also stupider than average, so the difference isn't as big as it seems." This statement was accompanied by a number of sound effects and cheesy visuals. Large basement-dweller populations fill the Internet, where the literacy rate is at least as high as among humans. It is entirely possible to carry on a conversation with a basement-dweller over the interwebz as long as you are fluent in at least one of the dialects mentioned above.
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