Her Royally Serene Highness Michelle Maglalang "Aunt Thomasina" Malkin is one of the few greatest Filipina cyborgs and the only confirmed spawn of Ann Coulter to date from a soap opera in the Philippines. Her ominous birth (or budding, as is appropriate) was heralded by the alignment of ten red stars forming a pentagram over the skies of both the Philippines and the United States. Though she constantly refers to herself as "American," she has nevertheless been proclaimed the third evil queen of the Philippines and goes by the official title of "Exiled Sovereign to the Coconut Throne."
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| - Her Royally Serene Highness Michelle Maglalang "Aunt Thomasina" Malkin is one of the few greatest Filipina cyborgs and the only confirmed spawn of Ann Coulter to date from a soap opera in the Philippines. Her ominous birth (or budding, as is appropriate) was heralded by the alignment of ten red stars forming a pentagram over the skies of both the Philippines and the United States. Though she constantly refers to herself as "American," she has nevertheless been proclaimed the third evil queen of the Philippines and goes by the official title of "Exiled Sovereign to the Coconut Throne."
- Michelle Malkin is a Filipino-"American" political commentator. She is a strong supporter of the Japanese internment of WWII, and in general believes we should lock up people who look like other people who might do America harm. After a Filipino spy was discovered in the White House, Malkin had herself placed under voluntary house arrest. "I just don't trust people that look like me," she said.
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| - Above: Michelle grimaces as Mexicans cross the Philippine border.
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| - Evil Queens of the Philippines
- Third True Queen of the Philippines
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| - Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo v2.0
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| - Her Royally Serene Highness Michelle Maglalang "Aunt Thomasina" Malkin is one of the few greatest Filipina cyborgs and the only confirmed spawn of Ann Coulter to date from a soap opera in the Philippines. Her ominous birth (or budding, as is appropriate) was heralded by the alignment of ten red stars forming a pentagram over the skies of both the Philippines and the United States. Though she constantly refers to herself as "American," she has nevertheless been proclaimed the third evil queen of the Philippines and goes by the official title of "Exiled Sovereign to the Coconut Throne." Michelle Malkin has frequently been called a "race traitor," but nothing could be further from the truth. Filipinos themselves know that she's American, so when the time comes that she would ever visit the Philippines, locals would take note to jack up the prices of souvenirs by at least 25%, just like they always do anyway whenever Caucasians visit the country.
- Michelle Malkin is a Filipino-"American" political commentator. She is a strong supporter of the Japanese internment of WWII, and in general believes we should lock up people who look like other people who might do America harm. After a Filipino spy was discovered in the White House, Malkin had herself placed under voluntary house arrest. "I just don't trust people that look like me," she said. Michelle is an up-and-coming political commentator who is following in the hallowed and courageous footsteps of other true heroes such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Michelle and Ann Coulter are the most beautiful political commentators of the 20th and 21st century. All liberals can boast are Maureen Dowd, Elizabeth Kucinich, and Helen Thomas.
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