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| - Ayane: (Standing at the bow of the ship, looks out at the not so distant river that unnaturally flows up the mountain.) What is that? Everyone, we might have a problem here. Jon: (Opening an eyelid to look at Ayane from the floor where he was sleeping.) Why are you screaming so early in the morning? I'm trying to get some sleep here. Ayane: (Lashes out a kick aimed at Jon as she screams wildly.) Why are you sleeping, I told you to help everyone steer the ship. Climb up the mast and see what that thing in our way is. Jon: Ask the moron up there, he's been sitting there for the past hour. Ayane: (Looks up in surprise.) Huh? Sid: (Seated in the crow's nest at the top of the mast.) Ohh, look at that, a sea cow. (Looking down and begins shouting down at just the same time as when Ayane looks up.) Hey Uni, did you see that giant sea cow up ahead. Do you think we can catch it? Ayane: STOP CALLING ME UNI!! Wait, did you say sea cow? (Runs to the bow and leans forward to pear at the thing obstructing their path.) Oh my god, that's a seaking! Everyone, to the paddles, begin rowing backwards, otherwise we're going to crash right into that thing. If that happens we're all dead. Ayane: (Slides down to the floor as the reality of the situation dawns on her.) Why did this have to happen to us? I'm too young and too pretty to die. Aisa: You've just going about this the wrong way, instead of trying to turn the ship around we just need to get that thing out of the way. Ayane: Wha...what are you doing? Aisa: I'm going to cut that thing in half, then we can pass right through the middle. Sid: No, stop that. We're not killing that thing. Aisa: What? Get out of my way, either that thing dies or we do. Sid: No, she has a child with her, you can't kill a mom. Ayane: What....that small thing there? How did you spot that?? Aisa: Regardless, if we do nothing then we crash into that thing. Sid: Relax, we just need to avoid them and the walls right? I'll take care of it. Sid: Wohoooo! Ayane: Did you hear that, I swear it sounds like someone breathing. Aisa: Must be a ghost haunting the forest, just ignore it and shut up Uni. Ayane: Why on earth are you calling me Uni? Your's are just as big as min...I mean stop calling me that, that moron calling me that is bad enough. Jill: (Giggles as she watches the two elder women fight.) Maya: (Looking down at her own chest, trying to push them up.) Be glad that you have them, what I would give to be even half as big as you two. Stein: (Sitting next to Maya, looking at her with an expression of shock and embarrassment on his face.) He..hey, don't do stuff like that out in the open, don't you have any shame? Ayane: (Innocently.) Do what? Aisa: You mean this? Ayane: There it is once more. Don't tell me you can't hear that. Aisa: (Leaning back against a particularly smooth outcropping of rock in the ground.) Relax, its just the wind. Voice: Hehehe, stop that, it tickles! Ayane: Ahhh! Monster!! Giant: (Noticing them and quickly looking around, starts screaming himself.) Ahhh! Monster, where, where? ...Oh, you mean me. Hahaha!
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