Born in Venezuala 13th May, 1964 as Charles Rasputin Congo, the son of the great Les Vestibule who was known as one of the earliest pornographic actors in Finland, best remebered for his work in the films 'Euroshlonging' & 'Die Hard 5, 9 inch riga mortis'. Charles was also the grandson of Darlene Congo. They are believed to have descended from Jedi Knight 'Obi Wan Kenobi'. Chikka is and always will be the biggest party animal the world has ever seen. Last year Chikka & John got busted playing foozball naked against Kevin Costner at the Academy Awards.
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| - Born in Venezuala 13th May, 1964 as Charles Rasputin Congo, the son of the great Les Vestibule who was known as one of the earliest pornographic actors in Finland, best remebered for his work in the films 'Euroshlonging' & 'Die Hard 5, 9 inch riga mortis'. Charles was also the grandson of Darlene Congo. They are believed to have descended from Jedi Knight 'Obi Wan Kenobi'. Chikka is and always will be the biggest party animal the world has ever seen. Last year Chikka & John got busted playing foozball naked against Kevin Costner at the Academy Awards.
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| - Born in Venezuala 13th May, 1964 as Charles Rasputin Congo, the son of the great Les Vestibule who was known as one of the earliest pornographic actors in Finland, best remebered for his work in the films 'Euroshlonging' & 'Die Hard 5, 9 inch riga mortis'. Charles was also the grandson of Darlene Congo. They are believed to have descended from Jedi Knight 'Obi Wan Kenobi'. Chikka is and always will be the biggest party animal the world has ever seen. Born into an artistic family, Chikka's love of music and sex can be traced back to his kindergarten days when he was found having relations with his teacher whilst playing the trombone upside down. Chikka Eurythmic was the original lead singer of The Eurythmics. One conspiracy theory is that he had a sex change and became Annie Lennox although recent pictures of Chikka partying all over the world would indicate otherwise. Recently Chikka also had a lead role in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean as Johnny Depps younger brother, but he ended up on the cutting room floor after he slept with Keira Knightlys entire family as revenge for her refusing to go on a date with him. There have also been a number of rumours circulated about Chikka and his best mate John Congo (star of the hit film, 'Congo', starring John Congo as John Congo) John Congo and Chikka Eurythmic are in katootz with an illegal cubic zirconia racket in Equador! They got busted the other day when Chikka tried to sell one of their ‘diamonds’ to the presidents daughter! Last year Chikka & John got busted playing foozball naked against Kevin Costner at the Academy Awards. They are rumoured to be front runners for every NRL coaching position that becomes available. Chikka went into hiding with Andy McDowell once for 6 months. When they returned she was pregnant with 9 children. Every time Chikka drinks a beer, Chippers sheds a tear. Deep down Chippers knows that Chikka is far better than him at the one thing that Chippers is any good at. Chikka has since been wandering the planet aimlessly, floating from job to job and having relations with many unsavoury types.
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