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'Adam was a biblical drug-addict who ate apples off of trees that belonged to snakes that made God say, "Why the fucking hell did you eat that apple, Adam?" and Adam was about to respond but God was like "No. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!"

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  • Adam (biblical dude)
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  • 'Adam was a biblical drug-addict who ate apples off of trees that belonged to snakes that made God say, "Why the fucking hell did you eat that apple, Adam?" and Adam was about to respond but God was like "No. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!"
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  • 'Adam was a biblical drug-addict who ate apples off of trees that belonged to snakes that made God say, "Why the fucking hell did you eat that apple, Adam?" and Adam was about to respond but God was like "No. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!" Adam had a wife named Eve but she committed adultery on Adam when she fucked a tree (well, the tree didn't do the fucking so what's left....her?). The thing is, she wasn't all that beautiful so the tree was like "what the hell? ge the fuck off me!" and she was like "no this feels good" and the tree was like "get the fuck off me bitch before i bitchslap your motherfucking face" and then she get off.
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