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| - The Iran-Contra affair was a tawdry sexual relationship between the nation of Iran and the 1987 Nintendo classic "Contra." The affair is something that John Kerry made up to make Ronald Reagan look bad. It is common knowledge that Ronald Reagan is a republican, which in layman's terms means that he cannot do wrong. If the Iran-Contra affair actually happened wouldn't Ronald Reagan remember it? This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- In 1986, the Iranian government, seeking an advantage in the seemingly endless Iran-Iraq war were approached by an Alien Terrorist group called Red Falcon. In return for help rendered to Iran, the Iranians would then use their contacts in the US government to sneak Red Falcon aliens into Nicaragua, for purposes unrevealed to their hapless Iranian co-conspirators. Unfortunately, as soon as Iran facilitated the transfer of Red Falcon forces to Nicaragua, they were betrayed by their erstwhile Alien confederates; Red Falcon had made a secret deal with the CIA, who promised unlimited help in return for securing the Victory of Iraq. The Iranians found themselves under invasion from the alien threat, and at this point were forced to go public and to beg desperately for help from the UN.
- Between 1985-1987, under the Reagan Administration, multiple individuals including Robert McFarlane, Caspar Weinberger and Oliver North sold weapons to Iran. This was considered immoral as, at the time, the U.S. was claiming to be an ally of Saddam Hussein's Iraq, which was currently waging war against Iran. With the funds of these sales, the Reagan Administration funded multiple Nicaraguan Contras, or so-called "Freedom Fighters". The immorality of this stage of the process was that what the Reagan Administration labeled "Freedom Fighters" were rebels who attempted to attack a legitimate, though Socialist, government, FSLN, indirectly by directly attacking the civilians of that country; generally, in the U.S., these are people that one calls "Terrorists". The "good intention" of this prog
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| - The Iran-Contra affair was a tawdry sexual relationship between the nation of Iran and the 1987 Nintendo classic "Contra." The affair is something that John Kerry made up to make Ronald Reagan look bad. It is common knowledge that Ronald Reagan is a republican, which in layman's terms means that he cannot do wrong. If the Iran-Contra affair actually happened wouldn't Ronald Reagan remember it? This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- In 1986, the Iranian government, seeking an advantage in the seemingly endless Iran-Iraq war were approached by an Alien Terrorist group called Red Falcon. In return for help rendered to Iran, the Iranians would then use their contacts in the US government to sneak Red Falcon aliens into Nicaragua, for purposes unrevealed to their hapless Iranian co-conspirators. Unfortunately, as soon as Iran facilitated the transfer of Red Falcon forces to Nicaragua, they were betrayed by their erstwhile Alien confederates; Red Falcon had made a secret deal with the CIA, who promised unlimited help in return for securing the Victory of Iraq. The Iranians found themselves under invasion from the alien threat, and at this point were forced to go public and to beg desperately for help from the UN.
- Between 1985-1987, under the Reagan Administration, multiple individuals including Robert McFarlane, Caspar Weinberger and Oliver North sold weapons to Iran. This was considered immoral as, at the time, the U.S. was claiming to be an ally of Saddam Hussein's Iraq, which was currently waging war against Iran. With the funds of these sales, the Reagan Administration funded multiple Nicaraguan Contras, or so-called "Freedom Fighters". The immorality of this stage of the process was that what the Reagan Administration labeled "Freedom Fighters" were rebels who attempted to attack a legitimate, though Socialist, government, FSLN, indirectly by directly attacking the civilians of that country; generally, in the U.S., these are people that one calls "Terrorists". The "good intention" of this program was to discretely fund these Contras, who would return Nicaragua to the same style of government it was before the revolution (which empowered socialist FSLN), and limit communism in South American countries. The problem with that was that communism was coming as a relief for most of these countries; the so-called "democratic" U.S.-supported "presidents" were, in fact, dictators from the Somoza family. None of them were ever actually elected, and all of them murdered, tortured and extorted innocent civilians.
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