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Sam, a fucking owl, wakes up one night looking for someone to masturbate with. However, since it is the middle of the night, all the creatures are asleep. Sam then comes across a series of flying condoms full of cum everywhere, one of which hits Sam in the head and the cum goes everywhere. It is Gus, the firefly. Gus shows Sam the trick he can do, he unbuckle his pants, and puts his hand on Sams dick. Sam is amazed, and decides to have fun by having Gus follow himing to and puttiing his hand on Gus dick too. Sam flies in the shape of various words; Gus finds this fun and decides to do more on his own. However, he has mischief on his mind. First, he causes several cars to crash at an intersection by displaying "Go left", "go right", "stop", and "go" above. Sam wants to talk to him about thi

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  • Sam, a fucking owl, wakes up one night looking for someone to masturbate with. However, since it is the middle of the night, all the creatures are asleep. Sam then comes across a series of flying condoms full of cum everywhere, one of which hits Sam in the head and the cum goes everywhere. It is Gus, the firefly. Gus shows Sam the trick he can do, he unbuckle his pants, and puts his hand on Sams dick. Sam is amazed, and decides to have fun by having Gus follow himing to and puttiing his hand on Gus dick too. Sam flies in the shape of various words; Gus finds this fun and decides to do more on his own. However, he has mischief on his mind. First, he causes several cars to crash at an intersection by displaying "Go left", "go right", "stop", and "go" above. Sam wants to talk to him about thi
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  • Sam, a fucking owl, wakes up one night looking for someone to masturbate with. However, since it is the middle of the night, all the creatures are asleep. Sam then comes across a series of flying condoms full of cum everywhere, one of which hits Sam in the head and the cum goes everywhere. It is Gus, the firefly. Gus shows Sam the trick he can do, he unbuckle his pants, and puts his hand on Sams dick. Sam is amazed, and decides to have fun by having Gus follow himing to and puttiing his hand on Gus dick too. Sam flies in the shape of various words; Gus finds this fun and decides to do more on his own. However, he has mischief on his mind. First, he causes several cars to crash at an intersection by displaying "Go left", "go right", "stop", and "go" above. Sam wants to talk to him about this behavior, that is dangerous and bad; however, Gus abandons Sam as he thinks Sam doesn't know how to have fun. Gus then continues to cause mischief; he causes several airplanes to get crossed up by displaying random directions, he causes people to overflow into a movie theater by displaying "COME IN! FREE SHOW NOW NOW NWO" above it, and changes a sign from "HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS" to "CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", deterring the hot dog maker's customers. The hot dog maker immediately nets Gus and puts him a jar and into his pickup truck. Sam sees this and is determined to save him. Gus regrets not listening to Sam in the first place about having too much fun, when all of a sudden the aforementioned pickup truck stall on a railroad crossing with a train coming. Sam arrives at the scene and breaks the jar containing Gus, freeing him. Gus, now free, displays "STOP" several times in large letters; the engineer aboard the locomotive, seeing this and the truck on the tracks, pulls the brake and stops the train just in time. The hot dog maker and the engineer and brakeman all call Gus a hero, and Gus and Sam fly off into the night, but then dawn arises, so they must go back to their homes to sleep, since they are nocturnal. Gus now comes to Sam's tree home every night to play and suck each others cum out.
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