About: Midget cockpunching terrorists

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Midget Cockpunching Terrorists use their tiny stature to hide in places normals would never consider checking. Pulpits and podia with secret compartments are a common hiding place that have left numerous religious and political leaders vulnerable to penile assault. The Midget Cockpunching Terrorist's greatest asset is a large crowd that conceals them until they can get within cockpunching distance. Another common ploy is the one-midget-stands-on-another's-shoulders-and they-hide-under-big-raincoat trick, famously employed against Frank Sinatra's cock in 1959.

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rdfs:label	Midget cockpunching terrorists
rdfs:comment	Midget Cockpunching Terrorists use their tiny stature to hide in places normals would never consider checking. Pulpits and podia with secret compartments are a common hiding place that have left numerous religious and political leaders vulnerable to penile assault. The Midget Cockpunching Terrorist's greatest asset is a large crowd that conceals them until they can get within cockpunching distance. Another common ploy is the one-midget-stands-on-another's-shoulders-and they-hide-under-big-raincoat trick, famously employed against Frank Sinatra's cock in 1959.
dcterms:subject	Terrorism Crime Things that may be out to get you Midgets
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Revision	541238(xsd:integer)
Date	2006-02-16(xsd:date)
abstract	Midget Cockpunching Terrorists use their tiny stature to hide in places normals would never consider checking. Pulpits and podia with secret compartments are a common hiding place that have left numerous religious and political leaders vulnerable to penile assault. The Midget Cockpunching Terrorist's greatest asset is a large crowd that conceals them until they can get within cockpunching distance. Another common ploy is the one-midget-stands-on-another's-shoulders-and they-hide-under-big-raincoat trick, famously employed against Frank Sinatra's cock in 1959. Dressing up as children, large dogs, and ewoks is yet another tactic used to deceive anti-midget security. Recent intelligence also suggests they use even more sophisticated disguises, such as inanimate objects like fire hydrants, low-lying shrubbery, or garden gnomes. It bears noteworthy attention that the Midget Cockpunching Terrorists are not to be confused with the Sacktapping Tap Dancers. While the Sacktapping Tap Dancers have been blamed for a number of genital related injuries, they are not terrorists.

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