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ShortSummary
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- Dr. Colbert's second day in Denver for the Democratic National Convention! To get back at them for not asking him to speak at their little party, Stephen interviews Mike Huckabee
- For the second show in a row, Stephen talks with a "Mayer=Meyer" named person, concluding an episode in which he kicked ass during another edition of Formidable Opponent!
- Dr. Colbert continues his keen political analysis, taking time out to issue A Rare Apology, but regaining his signature emotional instability when he nails guest, David Carr about his gun book.
- Stephen issues another set of threats and turns his balls on the Beijing Olympics. Dr. Colbert closes the show by instructing The Heroes to win at least one gold medal while he takes the next week off.
- Before turning to his favorite topic , Dr. Colbert exposes the ridiculousness of Barack Hussein Obama's energy policy, inflating tires. Once that scam is brought to a close, Dr. Colbert meets the spider named for him , presents another edition of Colbert Platinum and talks with guest, Kevin Costner.
- Dr. Colbert tapes his show from Denver, home of the 2008 Democratic National Convention! Some Heroes wonder if terrorists did something to Stephen's voice.
- As a nod to the Democrats on the final day of their convention, Stephen invites as the guest on his last day in Denver, queen atheist, Lori Lipman Brown to The Eagle's Nest's temporary loft in Denver. To balance out the rest of the show with patriotic Americans, Stephen interviews football player Terrell Davis via satellite, and welcomes author John McWhorter to discuss hip hop.
This is the first time ever Dr. Colbert has ever worked on a Friday ever in his entire life as America's Favorite Newsman Ever.
- Stephen interviewed a Mexican and included a segment of Nailed 'Em. Coincidence?
- Another great episode from Denver for the Democratic National Convention, Stephen tries to keep the liberalism off himself, by interviewing Rick Brookhiser about his new book about George Washington.
- Dr. Colbert covers the campaign and the dangers to aquatic sea-life when Ryan Seacrest goes swimming. But, not before playing the Alphabet game with His Jew Friend!
- Stephen has two guests on: one is an Olympian who's preparing to go to China, the other claims America's Constitution bans torture. So, why are we sending athletic troops into China? Dr. Colbert also issues a Rare Apology.
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IntroPhrase
| - "If life gives you lemons, save the receipt!"
- "If I had a quarter for every time I said 'I had a nickel', I'd have five times as much theoretical money!"
- "Hey Democrats, I'm getting a little nervous you haven't invited me to talk at your convention yet! Jokes over, guys!"
- "You know what they say: if it ain't broke, let me at it!"
- "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach! Just make sure to stab with an upward motion!"
- "America, I wear the pants in this relationship! Most of the time!"
- "In case of fire, remain in your seats until I am out of the building!"
- "And Tonight's Colbert's Penny Pincher: If you're running low on milk, add water to yogurt!"
- "Take everything I say with a grain of salt, because my new sponsor is salt!"
- "Hey, Obama, you want to impress me with a speech on the fifty-yard line of a football field!? Give it during the game!"
- "To the Democrats in the mile high city, remember if you drink at that altitude, you might become interesting!"
- The Colbert Report's Lead-in Jewish Program ran long preventing Dr. Colbert from giving The Heroes the opening they deserve
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