About: St John Ambulance Australia

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As they sat at the pub, they looked at the great looking girls walking past, and strained to think of ways that they could grope their breasts and lawfully get away with it. One of the men, Sir Albert Crotchgrabber, an enterprising man, drank some more and decided the only way to do it was to develop a technique called external chest massage, and a few minutes later, a young blonde who could not handle the tightness of her corset collapsed out the front of the pub. Sir Albert Crotchgrabber jumped from his seat, yelled "thank you Jesus!" and ran outside, removed the blondes corset and commenced his external chest massage.

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rdfs:label	St John Ambulance Australia
rdfs:comment	As they sat at the pub, they looked at the great looking girls walking past, and strained to think of ways that they could grope their breasts and lawfully get away with it. One of the men, Sir Albert Crotchgrabber, an enterprising man, drank some more and decided the only way to do it was to develop a technique called external chest massage, and a few minutes later, a young blonde who could not handle the tightness of her corset collapsed out the front of the pub. Sir Albert Crotchgrabber jumped from his seat, yelled "thank you Jesus!" and ran outside, removed the blondes corset and commenced his external chest massage.
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dcterms:subject	Organisations based in Australia
abstract	As they sat at the pub, they looked at the great looking girls walking past, and strained to think of ways that they could grope their breasts and lawfully get away with it. One of the men, Sir Albert Crotchgrabber, an enterprising man, drank some more and decided the only way to do it was to develop a technique called external chest massage, and a few minutes later, a young blonde who could not handle the tightness of her corset collapsed out the front of the pub. Sir Albert Crotchgrabber jumped from his seat, yelled "thank you Jesus!" and ran outside, removed the blondes corset and commenced his external chest massage. The young lady came to, and when she asked Sir Albert what he was doing, he said "I just saved your life!" and she thanked him. A reporter from the local newspaper happened upon the scene, and asked Sir Albert about what had happened. When asked where if he was a member of a charity group, being the fashion at the time to create charity groups to earn tax free money, he replied, "Hmmm, yes, I am." as he stroked his beard. When asked what it was called, Sir Albert thought about it, looked around, saw an ambulance, remembered his comment in the pub and said, "It is called St Jesus Ambulance". The next day, the head lines ran with "Local Dimwit saves life" and announced the formation of "St Jesus Ambulance". This angered the church, who had the copyright on the name "Jesus", so Sir Albert Crotchgrabber reached an agreement with the church that he could use the name "John" instead of Jesus, and thus St John Ambulance was born.

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