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The iTouch is, according to Wikipedia, actually named the iPod Touch, but in reality, the iTouch has absolutely nothing to do with the iPod series at all, let alone Apple. It has nothing to do with the Apple products, including MacBook, ehm, Facebook, the iPod Nano, the iPod Shuffle, the iPhone, or the iPod Classic. Contrary to popular belief, you don't get your songs off of iTunes, you get them off of LIMEWIRE! DUH! Dumbass.

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  • The iTouch is, according to Wikipedia, actually named the iPod Touch, but in reality, the iTouch has absolutely nothing to do with the iPod series at all, let alone Apple. It has nothing to do with the Apple products, including MacBook, ehm, Facebook, the iPod Nano, the iPod Shuffle, the iPhone, or the iPod Classic. Contrary to popular belief, you don't get your songs off of iTunes, you get them off of LIMEWIRE! DUH! Dumbass.
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  • The iTouch is, according to Wikipedia, actually named the iPod Touch, but in reality, the iTouch has absolutely nothing to do with the iPod series at all, let alone Apple. It has nothing to do with the Apple products, including MacBook, ehm, Facebook, the iPod Nano, the iPod Shuffle, the iPhone, or the iPod Classic. No, the iTouch was invented in 1577 by William Shakespeare because he was told that if he didn't invent something then they would cut his electric bill and he'd half to live out on the streets, hitchhiking to Walmart, the Mall, and sometimes even Dollar General. Especially Dollar General. Because William Shakespeare was a loser and he loved shopping at Dollar General. It was his favorite place to shop. But anyways, off from that random tangent about Shakespeare and his "beloved" Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, and McBeth stories, the iTouch, remind me, looks NOTHING like the iPhone and everybody knows that. That's why that people have average arguements about "Oh my God dude why are you fucking LYING to me!? That is SO a iTouch instead of a iPhone, Goddammit! What the fuck, do you think I'm a fucking dumbass or something? Dammit!" Contrary to popular belief, you don't get your songs off of iTunes, you get them off of LIMEWIRE! DUH! Dumbass.
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