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There are many psychics out there who know of the arts of palms, crystal balls, and tea leaves. But few people know that a man's destiny can also be predicted by carefully observing his fecal excrements. In case that wasn't clear enough, I mean poop. That's right. Poop. That stuff that comes out of your butt. And so on and so forth.

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  • There are many psychics out there who know of the arts of palms, crystal balls, and tea leaves. But few people know that a man's destiny can also be predicted by carefully observing his fecal excrements. In case that wasn't clear enough, I mean poop. That's right. Poop. That stuff that comes out of your butt. And so on and so forth.
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  • There are many psychics out there who know of the arts of palms, crystal balls, and tea leaves. But few people know that a man's destiny can also be predicted by carefully observing his fecal excrements. In case that wasn't clear enough, I mean poop. That's right. Poop. That stuff that comes out of your butt. The next time you poop, don't flush. Instead, stand up and look inside the bowl. How is the poop shaped? What shade of brown, black, or magenta is it? How many poops are in there? Or is it difficult to tell? How is the poop's consistency? All of these factors, combined, can reveal quite a lot about your destiny. For instance, three round poops indicate that, at some point in the future, you will eat. Four larger, more erratically shaped poops indi-- And so on and so forth.
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