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Bernard's Watch is the televisual documentation of a young boy's adventures using the timestopomoclock 2000B, one of the many devices on the market that has the ability to stop Time. The documentary begins with the conclusively humourous take on Bernard's first encounter with the Postman, a Paedophile posing as a lovable yet wise advisor to 'special' children who have been designated worthy of a stopomoclock model licence, and ends with the un'time'ly end of the space, and more importantly, time continuum rending Bernard's Watch useless, causing him to throw a tantrum which subsequently creating a paradox as who can throw a tantrum when there is no space? Let alone time. This paradox is a theory for the beginning of the universe.

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  • Bernard's Watch is the televisual documentation of a young boy's adventures using the timestopomoclock 2000B, one of the many devices on the market that has the ability to stop Time. The documentary begins with the conclusively humourous take on Bernard's first encounter with the Postman, a Paedophile posing as a lovable yet wise advisor to 'special' children who have been designated worthy of a stopomoclock model licence, and ends with the un'time'ly end of the space, and more importantly, time continuum rending Bernard's Watch useless, causing him to throw a tantrum which subsequently creating a paradox as who can throw a tantrum when there is no space? Let alone time. This paradox is a theory for the beginning of the universe.
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  • Bernard's Watch is the televisual documentation of a young boy's adventures using the timestopomoclock 2000B, one of the many devices on the market that has the ability to stop Time. The documentary begins with the conclusively humourous take on Bernard's first encounter with the Postman, a Paedophile posing as a lovable yet wise advisor to 'special' children who have been designated worthy of a stopomoclock model licence, and ends with the un'time'ly end of the space, and more importantly, time continuum rending Bernard's Watch useless, causing him to throw a tantrum which subsequently creating a paradox as who can throw a tantrum when there is no space? Let alone time. This paradox is a theory for the beginning of the universe.
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