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Lotus Notes is an industrial disease afflicting office workers in particularly backward companies. The infection is caused by a series of organisms on one's computer operating in loose formation to slowly clog and destroy all internal communication. The disease is carried by spirochetes in blue suits, who invade the system carrying briefcases and promising freedom from having to play Blue Screen of Death with one's email. The second disease is, however, actually worse than the first.

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  • Lotus Notes
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  • Lotus Notes is an industrial disease afflicting office workers in particularly backward companies. The infection is caused by a series of organisms on one's computer operating in loose formation to slowly clog and destroy all internal communication. The disease is carried by spirochetes in blue suits, who invade the system carrying briefcases and promising freedom from having to play Blue Screen of Death with one's email. The second disease is, however, actually worse than the first.
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  • Lotus Notes is an industrial disease afflicting office workers in particularly backward companies. The infection is caused by a series of organisms on one's computer operating in loose formation to slowly clog and destroy all internal communication. The disease is carried by spirochetes in blue suits, who invade the system carrying briefcases and promising freedom from having to play Blue Screen of Death with one's email. The second disease is, however, actually worse than the first.
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