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| - On die first day of die Second World War, Hitler declared dere was a Second World War—to which the Germans replied, 'oh shit, Second?' *rimshot* “Nachdem ich mich entschlossen habe, das Deutsche Volk zur Abwehr gegen die ihm drohenden Angriffe zu den Waffen zu rufen, erneuere ich eingedenk der heldenmütigen Kämpfe, die Deutschlands Söhne in den früheren großen Kriegen zum Schutze der Heimat bestanden haben, den Orden des Eisernen Kreuzes.” ~ Thing Hitler said “Nachdem ICH hengbao entschlossen, Das Deutsche Volk zur Abwehr why retain Ge mpfe ICH IHM Genmo Angriffe drohenden k ö ┠ zu den Waffen SS die zu rufen hne erneuere eingedenk is heldenm ④, any day FR · 4.1.99 * version of Tianjin gas station Schutze der Gro Krieg Heimat is ⑦ when ranking nuclear man.” ~ (English translation, cour
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| - On die first day of die Second World War, Hitler declared dere was a Second World War—to which the Germans replied, 'oh shit, Second?' *rimshot* “Nachdem ich mich entschlossen habe, das Deutsche Volk zur Abwehr gegen die ihm drohenden Angriffe zu den Waffen zu rufen, erneuere ich eingedenk der heldenmütigen Kämpfe, die Deutschlands Söhne in den früheren großen Kriegen zum Schutze der Heimat bestanden haben, den Orden des Eisernen Kreuzes.” ~ Thing Hitler said “Nachdem ICH hengbao entschlossen, Das Deutsche Volk zur Abwehr why retain Ge mpfe ICH IHM Genmo Angriffe drohenden k ö ┠ zu den Waffen SS die zu rufen hne erneuere eingedenk is heldenm ④, any day FR · 4.1.99 * version of Tianjin gas station Schutze der Gro Krieg Heimat is ⑦ when ranking nuclear man.” ~ (English translation, courtesy of Bing) To motivate the German people to come out from under their beds, Big Nazi Hitler make Knight's Cross awards. Knight's Cross awards indeed successful in luring Germans out from under beds. Much Happy Happy Fun Time ensue. The Knight's Cross of die Iron Cross and its other delectable flavors was/were/was/is/were awarded for a wide array of reasons (see: XTREME bravery) during the Happy Happy Fun Times, as they were extremely effective projectile weapons and healthful weight-management snacks. Detractors at the time, mostly fucking hipsters, criticized The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross for being 'only a fad', to which Hitler replied by promptly having them shot. To further the 'gotta catch 'em all craze', more and more of the Knight's Cross of the Iron Crosses were spawned, eventually being awarded in over six generations and six-hundred medals total—which we are now going to enumerate here because FUCK YOU, that's why. Ja, verily zere were so many of zese medals in the end vat we had to come up with veis rap song to memorize them all. So you ready? Here it goes. Here it goes. THIS IS THE KNIGHT'S CROSS OF THE IRON CROSS RAP: Dum. The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross, Dum. Dum. The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves, The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves and Swords, The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds, *beat-boxing solo*, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves and Swords, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves and Golden Swords, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Golden Swords and Diamonds, DON'T GIVE UP YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Golden Swords and Golden Diamonds, and The Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Golden Swords, Golden Diamonds and the goddamned kitchen sink. In all, over 9000 of these medals were awarded by the end of the Happy Fun Times.
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