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The Republic of Locombia is a beautiful territory (for everybody) located at the north eastern corner of Latinia and predominantly inhabited by so-called colombia (it's also widely and internationally known as Colombia or locally -by about the 90% of the population- as nice people). Well, there has been a war for like a century there, so not even the USA has even dared to fix that mess, even when they are their single ally in South America and have been KISSY-KISSY with each other since Teddy Roosevelt stole Panama from this guy.

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  • Republic of Locombia
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  • The Republic of Locombia is a beautiful territory (for everybody) located at the north eastern corner of Latinia and predominantly inhabited by so-called colombia (it's also widely and internationally known as Colombia or locally -by about the 90% of the population- as nice people). Well, there has been a war for like a century there, so not even the USA has even dared to fix that mess, even when they are their single ally in South America and have been KISSY-KISSY with each other since Teddy Roosevelt stole Panama from this guy.
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  • The Republic of Locombia is a beautiful territory (for everybody) located at the north eastern corner of Latinia and predominantly inhabited by so-called colombia (it's also widely and internationally known as Colombia or locally -by about the 90% of the population- as nice people). If it weren't for some real bad, nasty guys who have profited from illegal business such as blackmailing, bribing, faking international currency, exporting interior war, f**king with motherf**ker Chávez and quite recently, dealing with coke and some other substances that are well received in a great part of the USA, the Netherlands, Holy Mother of shit Spain and a wide arrange of eurocrappy countries. Colombians are known to be obnoxiously happy, to party like there is no tomorrow (incidentally, there might not be a tomorrow, so who gives a sh&t!) and enjoy their lives a little too much to care about anything, even getting mugged, kidnapped, blown up, flooded, or even caring to move away from the volcanoes (I'm seeing you, Pasto!). Additionally, Colombians are known to SEIZE EVERY-SINGLE-MOTHER-FVKIN-OPPORTUNITY-WHILE-NOT-GIVING-ANYONE-ELSE-A-CHANCE from all situations possible, which have led to some infamous dudes, all of the presidents to date and some very talented face-first-into-concrete Olympic divers. Well, there has been a war for like a century there, so not even the USA has even dared to fix that mess, even when they are their single ally in South America and have been KISSY-KISSY with each other since Teddy Roosevelt stole Panama from this guy.
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