About: Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 6 Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle

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The Spartan Laser, more commonly known as the Really Heavy Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 666 Mega/BFG is one of the best, pwning UNSC weapons. Although the laser is very powerful, destroying any person or vehicle in your path, most players avoid it due to its EXTREMELY LONG charging sequence, by which time, the flag has been captured (three times), the bomb armed(three times), and the noobs pwn3d you and raped your sister (three times). You wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calender. That's right, I went there. A little known fact, Grunts designed this weapon, The Humans lied!

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rdfs:comment	The Spartan Laser, more commonly known as the Really Heavy Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 666 Mega/BFG is one of the best, pwning UNSC weapons. Although the laser is very powerful, destroying any person or vehicle in your path, most players avoid it due to its EXTREMELY LONG charging sequence, by which time, the flag has been captured (three times), the bomb armed(three times), and the noobs pwn3d you and raped your sister (three times). You wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calender. That's right, I went there. A little known fact, Grunts designed this weapon, The Humans lied!
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abstract	The Spartan Laser, more commonly known as the Really Heavy Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 666 Mega/BFG is one of the best, pwning UNSC weapons. Although the laser is very powerful, destroying any person or vehicle in your path, most players avoid it due to its EXTREMELY LONG charging sequence, by which time, the flag has been captured (three times), the bomb armed(three times), and the noobs pwn3d you and raped your sister (three times). You wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calender. That's right, I went there. The Spartan Laser works by sucking the gruntiness out of the air around it and concentrating it on your target. It takes a long time and a lot of power for the battery to take in the gruntiness and convert it to a laser beam, which is why it takes for ever to charge and can only be fired a few times. The laser also gets very hot for a few seconds, so if your quick you can roast marshmellows after firing it. Master Chief cooked many meals in the field with his laser. It is believed that the laser is, infact, a lesser reincarnation of GOD'S-OWN-ANTI-SON-OF-A-BITCH-MACHINE, but this is unconfirmed. Sort'a. It is also believed that it is the little brother of the Jesus Gun. it may also be related to sentinel testicles, but simply strawberry instead of orange flavour It is also believed that if you charge the weapon and run into someone it will blow up both of you, as you may have guessed this is completely pointless unless you are a noob. It is also a little known fact that it can make Swiss cheese. As in, it will make anything into Swiss Cheese. A little known fact, Grunts designed this weapon, The Humans lied!
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