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Davi the Van worked as a barista in a coffee shop in one of the country's many favelas in order to earn enough money for a plane ticket to America. Shortly after getting the job at the shop, one stupid tourist who had gone to more commercial coffee shops too often ordered a large macchiato. Of course any real barista knows that a macchiato can only come in one size, 1 oz. It's just a shot of espresso with a spoon or two of foamed milk! Being a proper hippie he threw up and passed out from taking to many "breaks" out back. Upon waking, Davi the Van was still lying on the floor of the shop. Except there was blood. Lot's of it, too. And several of the best cups of coffee Davi had ever made. Davi soon came to the realization that after having a really bad trip on LSD, he had killed both his bo

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  • Davi the Van worked as a barista in a coffee shop in one of the country's many favelas in order to earn enough money for a plane ticket to America. Shortly after getting the job at the shop, one stupid tourist who had gone to more commercial coffee shops too often ordered a large macchiato. Of course any real barista knows that a macchiato can only come in one size, 1 oz. It's just a shot of espresso with a spoon or two of foamed milk! Being a proper hippie he threw up and passed out from taking to many "breaks" out back. Upon waking, Davi the Van was still lying on the floor of the shop. Except there was blood. Lot's of it, too. And several of the best cups of coffee Davi had ever made. Davi soon came to the realization that after having a really bad trip on LSD, he had killed both his bo
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  • Davi the Van worked as a barista in a coffee shop in one of the country's many favelas in order to earn enough money for a plane ticket to America. Shortly after getting the job at the shop, one stupid tourist who had gone to more commercial coffee shops too often ordered a large macchiato. Of course any real barista knows that a macchiato can only come in one size, 1 oz. It's just a shot of espresso with a spoon or two of foamed milk! Being a proper hippie he threw up and passed out from taking to many "breaks" out back. Upon waking, Davi the Van was still lying on the floor of the shop. Except there was blood. Lot's of it, too. And several of the best cups of coffee Davi had ever made. Davi soon came to the realization that after having a really bad trip on LSD, he had killed both his boss, and the ridiculous customer who ordered a large macchiato by putting them simultaneously in the industrial coffee grinder after setting the dial to murder. Davi knew he needed to get the hell out of there, so he stole all the money in the cash register and closed up early. Davi immediately drove himself to the airport and bought a ticket for the first flight to America. Upon landing in Miami, Davi got a cheap hotel room on the bad end of town. That evening, while getting ice out of the machine down the hall, Davi met a man in a tacky suit who was also getting ice. The man immediately recognized Davi as the van that Jimi Hendrix rode in on his way to Woodstock. Davi decided to roll with it.
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