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"Celebrian" is a smut fanfiction story set in Middle-earth. It is infamous for its graphic and disgusting sex scenes, and reading it is something of a rite of passage for PPCers. (Voluntary, of course. We may be insane, but we're not evil.) It generally leaves readers unable to stand vanilla ice cream or the color lavender for some time after reading it. Another PPC tradition is to censor the title when writing, e.g. "C*l*br**n" or "C*l*b*i*n." The author was later revealed to be a troll. This story was "dealt with" by Agents Dafydd Illian and Constance Sims.

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  • Celebrian (badfic)
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  • "Celebrian" is a smut fanfiction story set in Middle-earth. It is infamous for its graphic and disgusting sex scenes, and reading it is something of a rite of passage for PPCers. (Voluntary, of course. We may be insane, but we're not evil.) It generally leaves readers unable to stand vanilla ice cream or the color lavender for some time after reading it. Another PPC tradition is to censor the title when writing, e.g. "C*l*br**n" or "C*l*b*i*n." The author was later revealed to be a troll. This story was "dealt with" by Agents Dafydd Illian and Constance Sims.
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Artifact(s)
  • The silk "garment" the goblins force her to wear, magic breast-growing potion, and a magic dildo. And a lot of ice cream.
Nickname(s)
  • ... Let's not go into it here.
Eyes
  • "violet eyes under sliver eyebrows"
Origin
  • https://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm NSFW!
Age
  • Unknown
Other
  • There are no words, really.
Hair
  • "long silver locks"
Name
  • Celebrían
Caption
  • WE ARE SO SORRY
Accomplice(s)
  • Manet the some-part-Orc
Slain By
  • Dafydd and Constance
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Species
Mission
  • Celebrian - The Mission NSFW!
Set In
  • Ostensibly Lord of the Rings
Relation
  • Does unspeakable things to the Goblin King
abstract
  • "Celebrian" is a smut fanfiction story set in Middle-earth. It is infamous for its graphic and disgusting sex scenes, and reading it is something of a rite of passage for PPCers. (Voluntary, of course. We may be insane, but we're not evil.) It generally leaves readers unable to stand vanilla ice cream or the color lavender for some time after reading it. Another PPC tradition is to censor the title when writing, e.g. "C*l*br**n" or "C*l*b*i*n." The author was later revealed to be a troll. This story was "dealt with" by Agents Dafydd Illian and Constance Sims.
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