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| - Now, you, , may be asking, who is Natalya, and why would you want to know about her? The answer is you don't want to know about Natalya. As a matter of fact, you should leave this page immediately and go do something better with your life than sitting here and staring at a page about this bitch. Seriously, your head will Asplode! She'll steal your boyfriend. She'll rape your babies. Run! Run away before it's too late! Save Yourself! SAVE THE CHILDREN! I pity you, , you poor bastard.
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| - Now, you, , may be asking, who is Natalya, and why would you want to know about her? The answer is you don't want to know about Natalya. As a matter of fact, you should leave this page immediately and go do something better with your life than sitting here and staring at a page about this bitch. Seriously, your head will Asplode! She'll steal your boyfriend. She'll rape your babies. Run! Run away before it's too late! Save Yourself! SAVE THE CHILDREN! I pity you, , you poor bastard. Note- All or most of these characters in this article know, or have known they are part of a video game, and therefore spend most of their time trying to break the Fourth Wall and escape it, all except for the mentioned celebrities, who just happened to be in the wrong article at the wrong time. Those poor, rich fools.
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