The Antique Roadshow always go to some crappy town with nothing but old white people. There are never any black people. EVER! That just shows how racist this show is. Anyway, there is always a bunch of lonely, middle aged appraisers giving the longest back story to a horse painting. He lays says something like, "what you have her is a late Victorian Age Fabrushey Equus Caballus painting by James Ikklenerger." Then the viewers say, "what the hell did he just say?" Then he appraiser says more $h!t that no one can understand. After he says taht, then viewers say "tell us the damn price already!" Then, after ten minutes of smart people talk, the appraiser says, "after much consideration,I would have to say, *DRAMATIC PAUSE*, your item is worth, *ANOTHER DRAMATIC PAUSE*, in today's market, *ANO
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| - The Antique Roadshow always go to some crappy town with nothing but old white people. There are never any black people. EVER! That just shows how racist this show is. Anyway, there is always a bunch of lonely, middle aged appraisers giving the longest back story to a horse painting. He lays says something like, "what you have her is a late Victorian Age Fabrushey Equus Caballus painting by James Ikklenerger." Then the viewers say, "what the hell did he just say?" Then he appraiser says more $h!t that no one can understand. After he says taht, then viewers say "tell us the damn price already!" Then, after ten minutes of smart people talk, the appraiser says, "after much consideration,I would have to say, *DRAMATIC PAUSE*, your item is worth, *ANOTHER DRAMATIC PAUSE*, in today's market, *ANO
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| - The Antique Roadshow always go to some crappy town with nothing but old white people. There are never any black people. EVER! That just shows how racist this show is. Anyway, there is always a bunch of lonely, middle aged appraisers giving the longest back story to a horse painting. He lays says something like, "what you have her is a late Victorian Age Fabrushey Equus Caballus painting by James Ikklenerger." Then the viewers say, "what the hell did he just say?" Then he appraiser says more $h!t that no one can understand. After he says taht, then viewers say "tell us the damn price already!" Then, after ten minutes of smart people talk, the appraiser says, "after much consideration,I would have to say, *DRAMATIC PAUSE*, your item is worth, *ANOTHER DRAMATIC PAUSE*, in today's market, *ANOTHER DRAMATIC PAUSE (seriously?)*, at a conservative auction, *ANOTHER MOTHER F**KING DRAMATIC PAUSE* $700." Then the old lady with the item says "wow, really!?" Then the viewer says "are you f**king me! We waited ten minutes to hear that piece of $h!t is oly worth $700! This is a load of bull $h!t!" Then the old person who watches the show always says, "wow! Back in my day paintings like these..." And that is Antique Roadshow.
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