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| - (Continued from Dovepaw's Deranged) Dovepaw: "I meant to tell you, Jayfeather-" Jayfeather: "DO YOU KNOW HOW SACRED THOSE COOKIES ARE?" Dovepaw (shrinking back): "Maybe not sacred, but the yummy levels of those cookies are through the roof!" Jayfeather: "You ATE them?" Dovepaw: "No- of course not- I mean maybe- yes- but just one- okay, okay, the whole stash but still...." (Jayfeather's claws come out) Jayfeather (advancing menacingly towards Dovepaw): "The price you pay for eating those cookies is death!" (Lunges at Dovepaw) (Hollyleaf's head shapes in the clouds) Hollyleaf: "JAYFEATHER! LIKE, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" (Jayfeather lets go of Dovepaw and gives her a menacing look) Hollyleaf: "This is all like, bloody, and violent, so you should like, make up and eat like, a bag of catnip to like, calm yourselves down." Jayfeather: "But she stole my cookies! And ATE them!" Hollyleaf: "WHAT? HELLO, DOVEPAW?! Those cookies were made with Jayfeather's prophecy-cat-only cookie making skills!" (Kills Dovepaw with a bolt of lightning) (Dovepaw's head appears next to Hollyleaf's) Dovepaw: "Wait, Hollyleaf! I'M one of the three prophecised cats. Does this mean I could have just made cookies like that?" Hollyleaf: "Yes. Yes it does." Dovepaw: "WHAT? But that means you didn't have to kill me! You did it for no reason!" Hollyleaf: "Oh well. I just felt like killing someone today. Besides, StarClan rocks! There a pool parties, and more cookies than you can eat!" Dovepaw (Brightening): "Wow! That sounds awesome! But I'm kind of a tomboy cat, and-" Hollyleaf: "Glad you think it rocks! Hey, you can hang with Feathertail and me!" Dovepaw: "I think that's a grammatical error-" (Feathertail's head appears next to Dovepaw's) Feathertail: "Hey, Doveypawey! Like, whatever. Like, awesomeness. Like, let's paint each other's nails! Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like! Dovepaw: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Fin~
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