The female orgasm is a myth, much like leprochauns.
The first credible reports of the independent existence of female orgasms in the wild suggested that they were hiding in the intermediate vicinity of the Cascade Mountain Range. In 1803, the Lewis and Clark expedition set out on foot to videotape a pack of female orgasms in their natural habitat. They obtained what they thought to be a blurry video of the elusive female orgasm walking through a heavily wooded area in Oregon country, but it turned out instead to be Michael Douglas in a fetching string bikini.
The first credible reports of the independent existence of female orgasms in the wild suggested that they were hiding in the intermediate vicinity of the Cascade Mountain Range. In 1803, the Lewis and Clark expedition set out on foot to videotape a pack of female orgasms in their natural habitat. They obtained what they thought to be a blurry video of the elusive female orgasm walking through a heavily wooded area in Oregon country, but it turned out instead to be Michael Douglas in a fetching string bikini. Supporters of the theory of the wild female orgasm claim to have been gathering loose hairs and plaster casts of rogue female orgasm tracks for the past 20 years, and they are certain that the truth is out there, somewhere, and they also believe that they are forming an army secret from men to take down their greatest threat, Ryan Seacrest.
The female orgasm is a myth, much like leprochauns.