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They might take over the world one day. Everything will be peaceful then. Just you wait. Not only are they loveable and cute, but they can cut you in four places at once if you ever try to mess with them. Don't. They are very pleasant due to the fact that they are natural optimists. Foons are a marvellous invention. The spork is their mortal enemy. It is an inverted, four-pronged foon, the retarded cousin that never quite made the cut for the school girls' volleyball team. If you ever see one, crush it immediately, for your own safety and that of the foon nation, foonsville. Foons celebrate National Foon Day every February 30. It is a "commemoration of the awesomeness of the foon and those who support it".

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  • They might take over the world one day. Everything will be peaceful then. Just you wait. Not only are they loveable and cute, but they can cut you in four places at once if you ever try to mess with them. Don't. They are very pleasant due to the fact that they are natural optimists. Foons are a marvellous invention. The spork is their mortal enemy. It is an inverted, four-pronged foon, the retarded cousin that never quite made the cut for the school girls' volleyball team. If you ever see one, crush it immediately, for your own safety and that of the foon nation, foonsville. Foons celebrate National Foon Day every February 30. It is a "commemoration of the awesomeness of the foon and those who support it".
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  • They might take over the world one day. Everything will be peaceful then. Just you wait. Not only are they loveable and cute, but they can cut you in four places at once if you ever try to mess with them. Don't. They are very pleasant due to the fact that they are natural optimists. Foons are a marvellous invention. The spork is their mortal enemy. It is an inverted, four-pronged foon, the retarded cousin that never quite made the cut for the school girls' volleyball team. If you ever see one, crush it immediately, for your own safety and that of the foon nation, foonsville. Foons celebrate National Foon Day every February 30. It is a "commemoration of the awesomeness of the foon and those who support it".
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