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| - DPWN (Deutsche Post World Net) is the German Postal Service. Formally State owned; it is now in the hands of Postman Ichmagkatzenhuffen (abbreviated.) The Deutsche Post and subsidiaries deliver over 1.9 kazillion letters, parcels, packages, schnitzel-pizzas, bombs, secret messages, umlauts, hidden agendas, ze German-Way-Of-Life, huffable kittens and refugees a minute.
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| - DPWN (Deutsche Post World Net) is the German Postal Service. Formally State owned; it is now in the hands of Postman Ichmagkatzenhuffen (abbreviated.) The Deutsche Post and subsidiaries deliver over 1.9 kazillion letters, parcels, packages, schnitzel-pizzas, bombs, secret messages, umlauts, hidden agendas, ze German-Way-Of-Life, huffable kittens and refugees a minute. Delivering to over one million countries (though primarily Germandia) and 10 planets in three galaxies. Recently, the Deutsche Post have bought the parcel service from the Zerg Overmind Postal Service, making them number 1 in the known universe. Telepathy is also being looked into as a way for better employee compliance satisfaction, though they do not take orders from customers yet, as they have no idea what they actually want.
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