The Ten Plagues of Egypt represent the ten times that God pimp-slapped Pharaoh for messing with his top bitch, Moses. They occurred when Moses asked Pharaoh for a group exit visa from Egypt for the entire Jewish nation. After each plague, Pharaoh agreed, but lost Moses’ paperwork. The cycle would then begin anew, until finally the forms were processed.
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