Modem was the computer expert who works behind the scenes for Sergeant Rock's Suicide Squad.
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| - Modem was the computer expert who works behind the scenes for Sergeant Rock's Suicide Squad.
- A modem (a concatenation of modulator-demodulator) is
- A modem was a computer communication device considered obsolete by 19 BBY. It was superseded by the dataport.
- Pierwszy modem opracował i stworzył Isaac Newton, gdy pierwszy bajt spadł mu na głowę kiedy siedział pod jabłonią. Prototyp był znacznie szybszy od dzisiejszych modeli. Niestety, ówczesne linie telegraficzne uniemożliwiały tak szybkie przesyłanie danych, a i pierwsze komputery nie potrafiły odebrać tak pokaźnej ilości danych, gdyż nie było wtedy paneli LCD i Radeonów x666, resztę rozpieprzyli piloci legendarnego Dywizjonu 303, którzy nie wiedzieli co to takiego jest. Między drutami zmieścił się tylko gen. Stanisław Maczek.
- A modem is a device for exchanging animated ASCII art over voicemail. A clever piece of technology, it allows you to connect to remote services, such as the Newport Pagnell Rest-Your-Legs Driver Refreshment Centre. But more commonly it allows you to connect your computer to fabulous creations such as the Microsoft website, Uncyclopedia and other internet delights offering information, pleasure and entertainment. Services available include viruses, porno and spyware. Modems are, unfortunately, two-way and can allow undesirable things, such as unfriendly software, evil viruses and nasty code-bacteria, to enter your computer. You may not even see it happening, and you will be working one day when the whole system goes belly-up or, perhaps worse, starts playing hard porn automatically in front
- A modem (a portmanteau constructed from modulate and demodulate) is a device that modulates an analog carrier signal to encode digital information, and also demodulates such a carrier signal to decode the transmitted information. The goal is to produce a signal that can be transmitted easily and decoded to reproduce the original digital data. Modems can be used over any means of transmitting analog signals, from driven diodes to radio. Experiments have even been performed in the use of modems over the medium of two cans connected by a string.
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| - A modem is a device for exchanging animated ASCII art over voicemail. A clever piece of technology, it allows you to connect to remote services, such as the Newport Pagnell Rest-Your-Legs Driver Refreshment Centre. But more commonly it allows you to connect your computer to fabulous creations such as the Microsoft website, Uncyclopedia and other internet delights offering information, pleasure and entertainment. Services available include viruses, porno and spyware. Modems are, unfortunately, two-way and can allow undesirable things, such as unfriendly software, evil viruses and nasty code-bacteria, to enter your computer. You may not even see it happening, and you will be working one day when the whole system goes belly-up or, perhaps worse, starts playing hard porn automatically in front of your confused virginal grandma. ("But Grandma," you could protest, "you can't possibly be virginal: you gave birth to one of my parents. You've done this dirty copulation stuff!") The wireless chair is a relative of the modem, but it doesn’t visit very often and is known to send begging letters. “Dear cousin of mine,” it will whine, “lend me a few dollars till Tuesday and I’ll speak highly of you in Heaven. (Heaven? Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.) The initial modem protocol was developed by President Rutherford B. Hayes.
- Modem was the computer expert who works behind the scenes for Sergeant Rock's Suicide Squad.
- A modem (a concatenation of modulator-demodulator) is
- A modem (a portmanteau constructed from modulate and demodulate) is a device that modulates an analog carrier signal to encode digital information, and also demodulates such a carrier signal to decode the transmitted information. The goal is to produce a signal that can be transmitted easily and decoded to reproduce the original digital data. Modems can be used over any means of transmitting analog signals, from driven diodes to radio. Experiments have even been performed in the use of modems over the medium of two cans connected by a string. The most familiar example of a modem turns the digital '1s and 0s' of a personal computer into sounds that can be transmitted over the telephone lines of Plain Old Telephone Systems (POTS), and once received on the other side, converts those sounds back into 1s and 0s. Modems are generally classified by the amount of data they can send in a given time, normally measured in bits per second, or "bps". Far more exotic modems are used by Internet users every day, notably cable modems and ADSL modems. In telecommunications, "radio modems" transmit repeating frames of data at very high data rates over microwave radio links. Some microwave modems transmit more than a hundred million bits per second. Optical modems transmit data over optic fibers. Most intercontinental data links now use optic modems transmitting over undersea optical fibers. Optical modems routinely have data rates in excess of a billion (1x109) bits per second.
- A modem was a computer communication device considered obsolete by 19 BBY. It was superseded by the dataport.
- Pierwszy modem opracował i stworzył Isaac Newton, gdy pierwszy bajt spadł mu na głowę kiedy siedział pod jabłonią. Prototyp był znacznie szybszy od dzisiejszych modeli. Niestety, ówczesne linie telegraficzne uniemożliwiały tak szybkie przesyłanie danych, a i pierwsze komputery nie potrafiły odebrać tak pokaźnej ilości danych, gdyż nie było wtedy paneli LCD i Radeonów x666, resztę rozpieprzyli piloci legendarnego Dywizjonu 303, którzy nie wiedzieli co to takiego jest. Między drutami zmieścił się tylko gen. Stanisław Maczek.
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