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A cheese grater is a thing that makes cheese great. It isn't called a cheese greater because that sounds like the cheese is greater than the other cheese, which it is, but that's not what a cheese grater is. Anyhoo, wouldn't it be called a cheese greatener if we were going in that direction? The cheese grater is in fact named after its inventor, Sir Cheesington Graterfield. There is a device available only at Target which is falsely labeled as a cheese grater. This device is, infact, a sponge destroyer.

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  • A cheese grater is a thing that makes cheese great. It isn't called a cheese greater because that sounds like the cheese is greater than the other cheese, which it is, but that's not what a cheese grater is. Anyhoo, wouldn't it be called a cheese greatener if we were going in that direction? The cheese grater is in fact named after its inventor, Sir Cheesington Graterfield. There is a device available only at Target which is falsely labeled as a cheese grater. This device is, infact, a sponge destroyer.
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  • A cheese grater is a thing that makes cheese great. It isn't called a cheese greater because that sounds like the cheese is greater than the other cheese, which it is, but that's not what a cheese grater is. Anyhoo, wouldn't it be called a cheese greatener if we were going in that direction? The cheese grater is in fact named after its inventor, Sir Cheesington Graterfield. There is a device available only at Target which is falsely labeled as a cheese grater. This device is, infact, a sponge destroyer. Only, I repeat, ONLY use this device if you want to make cheese greater. Making already great cheese greater can be hazardous to your health and cause mild retardation… Proceed with caution.
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