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| - Season 34
- Rule 34 is one of the rules of the Internet, the only one that applies to the real world, and the only one that actually exists. This rule was first enforced by the 1337 h4x0rs of the Usenet era, and has been etched tight into all denziens of the Internet. Those who fail to accept this law should never and ever wander the nets, as this rule is enforced into every search that one makes with Google, Every Franchise that the world knows, and maybe everything that exists. Failure to accept the rule will probably make one insane, and utterly guarantees one's banishment of the internet.
- There is porn of it. No exceptions. Sure, Sly Cooper isn't that bad, and neither is Krystal. But seriously, who wants Happy Tree Friends pr0n?
- Supposedly originating and popularized by the 4chan imageboards, this was the first near-universally agreed-upon Rules of the Internet. It is so well founded and documented with irrefutable proof that even those with only a cursory awareness of the Internet are aware of this rule even if they don't know it has a name. The key reason the scope of it is so wide and bizarre lies in what some have come to call Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, then there's somebody out there with a fetish for it." (And incidentally, by "it" we mean "anything that exists in the world.")
- Rule 34 is a commonly quoted internet "rule" originating from 4chan which states, in essence, that if something exists, there is porn for it. (In this case, "something" can be defined as any person, place, organism, inanimate object, philosophical concept, or anything else that can conceivably be sexualized, as well as several things that can't.) Even the most bizarre and unspeakably deviant fetishes known to humanity are represented in Rule 34, the details of which are too horrifying even by PPC standards to cover.
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| - Season 34
- Rule 34 is one of the rules of the Internet, the only one that applies to the real world, and the only one that actually exists. This rule was first enforced by the 1337 h4x0rs of the Usenet era, and has been etched tight into all denziens of the Internet. Those who fail to accept this law should never and ever wander the nets, as this rule is enforced into every search that one makes with Google, Every Franchise that the world knows, and maybe everything that exists. Failure to accept the rule will probably make one insane, and utterly guarantees one's banishment of the internet.
- Rule 34 is a commonly quoted internet "rule" originating from 4chan which states, in essence, that if something exists, there is porn for it. (In this case, "something" can be defined as any person, place, organism, inanimate object, philosophical concept, or anything else that can conceivably be sexualized, as well as several things that can't.) Even the most bizarre and unspeakably deviant fetishes known to humanity are represented in Rule 34, the details of which are too horrifying even by PPC standards to cover. An addendum called Rule 35 adds that if porn of something does not exist, someone will inevitably make it, usually as the result of a request from someone else who is perverted enough to look for it in the first place. Due to the pervasiveness of the Narrative Laws, these rules should probably not be invoked or even mentioned in HQ or, indeed, anywhere else. They are often witnessed in action by the Department of Bad Slash.
- Supposedly originating and popularized by the 4chan imageboards, this was the first near-universally agreed-upon Rules of the Internet. It is so well founded and documented with irrefutable proof that even those with only a cursory awareness of the Internet are aware of this rule even if they don't know it has a name. While the original architects of the Internet had grandiose goals of research and data sharing, the second it fell into the hands of Joe Everyman, it became a tool for one thing and one thing only: pornography! Now, it's not that everyone online is just looking for pornography; it's just that it's very very easy to come across. Even if you're not looking for it! Don't believe us? Do a Google image search (filters off) of, well, pretty much anything. Unfortunately, this includes South Park. The key reason the scope of it is so wide and bizarre lies in what some have come to call Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, then there's somebody out there with a fetish for it." (And incidentally, by "it" we mean "anything that exists in the world.") There's also Rule 35, basically a guarantee that Rule 34 will remain true: "If there is no porn of it, it will be made". This basically means that if you notice you can't find porn of something, and point it out, somebody will be happy to draw/write/find it for you in pretty short order. You may wish to keep a bottle of Brain Bleach handy while proving Rule 34. See also Rule 63, which gets mixed up with this. And if you DO go hunting to prove this rule false, say good-bye to your childhood first... Please do not use the My English Wiki to find or post South Park porn. That's what this site is for.
- There is porn of it. No exceptions. Sure, Sly Cooper isn't that bad, and neither is Krystal. But seriously, who wants Happy Tree Friends pr0n?
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