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| - :[On Lois being hired at the grocery store]
:Stewie: You know you've made it when you've got a teenage boss.
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:Lois: Well Peter since you've been having such a tough time, I was thinking. Maybe I should look for a job.
:Peter: Lois, I'll be damned if I let my wife be a prostitute.
:Lois: What? No, I'll get a regular job.
:Peter: [laughing] What, like a lawyer?
:Lois: Peter, there are jobs for women between prostitute and lawyer.
:Peter: War time nurse?
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:Manager: Now Mrs. Griffin, where did you go to college?
:Lois: Groceries.
:Manager: Are you available to work weekends?
:Lois: Groceries.
:Manager: Very impressive. This next one is a trick question. Groceries?
:Lois: I'm hired.
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:Peter: My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.
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:Lois: Oh, Peter, you're up.
:Stewie: That's not what I heard.
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:[Peter is reluctant to see Dr. Hartman about his impotency, stating he is embarrassed]
:Lois: This shouldn't embarrass you, the size should embarrass you.
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