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Left-handed Noseflutes were created in Jewland. They are made of Arse-tusk from the rare Kangajew which is native in Russia but now extinct in Germany. The rare dragon-reptile Kangajew is melted down into a bar of quality arse-tusk which is then hollowed out by Japanese ninjas before adding a $499.99 (eBay average price) double-reed at the end of the flute. They were also used as weapons by the Jamaicans during World War II. Jamaicans are still very behind.

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  • Left-handed Noseflutes were created in Jewland. They are made of Arse-tusk from the rare Kangajew which is native in Russia but now extinct in Germany. The rare dragon-reptile Kangajew is melted down into a bar of quality arse-tusk which is then hollowed out by Japanese ninjas before adding a $499.99 (eBay average price) double-reed at the end of the flute. They were also used as weapons by the Jamaicans during World War II. Jamaicans are still very behind.
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  • Left-handed Noseflutes were created in Jewland. They are made of Arse-tusk from the rare Kangajew which is native in Russia but now extinct in Germany. The rare dragon-reptile Kangajew is melted down into a bar of quality arse-tusk which is then hollowed out by Japanese ninjas before adding a $499.99 (eBay average price) double-reed at the end of the flute. They were also used as weapons by the Jamaicans during World War II. Jamaicans are still very behind. Every song that the left-handed noseflute is used in, is played in the mode called Dorian( (door-i-on, very epic). You don't play in Dorian, dorian plays you! Jewland eventually took the left-handed noseflute as their national instrument. Black Jesus was known to advocate this, which was enough to make it happen. However, Jewland disowned the left-handed noseflute upon the release of Halo. This, as Black Jesus would agree to, is an awesome game, and is a better sport than left-handed nosefluting will ever be. Then Halo was disowned and Beyblading was taken in as the national sport because Black Jesus was away in a conference with the other Jesuses and George Bush thought that it was a type of food. Which is why he voted yes. Stupid fat American asses. The left-handed noseflute, having been created by Black Jesus, rose up with Tetris and old school belt buckles and staged a comeback. That comeback led to this page being created (and eventually deleted by the admins). This is actually Page V2. Anyway, Tetris wasn't very well accepted, and neither were old-school belt buckles, so the left-handed nose flute carries on. With Or Without You. U2 is a better band than My Chemical Romance will ever be, because THEY ARE EMO BICHES. People reverted to playing some random game called Cubefield, and the belt buckles with skulls, gems, daggers and drugs carved on them are now the craze.
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