Peter North (Porn Star + Norse god of Virility, aka Michael Buffer), born 985 BC, is an armless, ten foot tall goliath of Arctic origin who resides in the tundric wastelands of Nova Scotia, Canada. He has worked extensively as a legitimate actor, being nominated for several Oscars over the years. Unfortunately, he continually screws his lines. And then comes in their mouths and faces.
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| - Peter North (Porn Star + Norse god of Virility, aka Michael Buffer), born 985 BC, is an armless, ten foot tall goliath of Arctic origin who resides in the tundric wastelands of Nova Scotia, Canada. He has worked extensively as a legitimate actor, being nominated for several Oscars over the years. Unfortunately, he continually screws his lines. And then comes in their mouths and faces.
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| - Peter North (Porn Star + Norse god of Virility, aka Michael Buffer), born 985 BC, is an armless, ten foot tall goliath of Arctic origin who resides in the tundric wastelands of Nova Scotia, Canada. He has worked extensively as a legitimate actor, being nominated for several Oscars over the years. Unfortunately, he continually screws his lines. And then comes in their mouths and faces. In addition to being a brilliant mathematician, he is popularly known for his role in modern pornography but functions mostly as a cum depository for Warner Brothers when not on screen. Contrary to popular belief, Peter North has never slept with a woman; he just has sex with them and omits the sleeping part.
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