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High School Parking lots are the most destructive forces in the universe. The sheer power of poor driving found in these cosmic slabs of asphalt can rip the car of any good driver in two without warning. Science has recently shown that high school parking lots, like black holes, produce so much force that light cannot escape them. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown, but it is believed to somehow relate to the overall force of stupidity emanated from the symbiotic counterpart to the high school parking lot, the high school.

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  • High School Parking lots are the most destructive forces in the universe. The sheer power of poor driving found in these cosmic slabs of asphalt can rip the car of any good driver in two without warning. Science has recently shown that high school parking lots, like black holes, produce so much force that light cannot escape them. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown, but it is believed to somehow relate to the overall force of stupidity emanated from the symbiotic counterpart to the high school parking lot, the high school.
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  • High School Parking lots are the most destructive forces in the universe. The sheer power of poor driving found in these cosmic slabs of asphalt can rip the car of any good driver in two without warning. Science has recently shown that high school parking lots, like black holes, produce so much force that light cannot escape them. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown, but it is believed to somehow relate to the overall force of stupidity emanated from the symbiotic counterpart to the high school parking lot, the high school.
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