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| - [title card.Timmy is playing catch with himself(by poofing from one place to another.)] Timmy: Boy, playing catch with myself sure is thirsty business. Cosmo: So is salting your tongue,but that never stopped me! [He salts his tongue.Wanda poofs up some lemonade.]. Wanda: Uh,sport,do you think that you should be drinking all that lemonade? Timmy: Don't worry.We Turners have bladders of steel. [An owl comes with a letter.] Owl: Ahem. Wanda: They always want a tip. [She gives him a rat.]. Rat: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Timmy: Wow, watching owls carry mice away is thirsty work. [He chugs some lemonade.]. Wanda: It's from our high school reunion! Cosmo: Umm... [He chews on the envelope.] What invitation? Wanda: Our time at Carl Poofypants High was the best four years of my life! Cosmo: And the worst ten of mine. [Cosmo shows photos from high school.] Here's me being bullied on the football team by Luther. And by the cheerleaders,and Luther. And the math class,and Luther! Wanda: Cosmo, a high school reunion is fun!You get to see all your old pals who you paddled around with. Timmy: Well,it's not like they're expect you to be a billionaire mongul with a beautiful trophy wife. Cosmo: Yeah right,a billonare. Wanda: Cosmo,what did you tell them? [High School hallway]. Cosmo: Hello,I am the very rich Cosmo,creator of Wandos2.0,the system of all wands in fairy world.This is my beautiful trophy wife,Britney Britney.My downy secretary Wanda,and my steel-bladder butler Timmy. Timmy: I have to go to the bathroom. Wanda: I told you to go before we left. Timmy: No,you said, "There is no way that we are dressing as a secetary and a butler."Then Cosmo started to cry and you said "okay."
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