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| - King Dinner was born 27 BC, and lived in the ocean for a long time. During year 1, he decided he wanted to do something with his life, so he learned how to breathe air, and then came up to the surface. He declared the land around him Hyrule! He then tried to find the bathrooms, but couldn't, so he blew some stuff up. He founded Hyrule over a period of ten years (Link I was very helpful during this time), and after he was finished, he had wondered where his toes had gone (he doesn't have any). Link I smacked him, so he killed Link I with his powerful water attacks.
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| - King Dinner was born 27 BC, and lived in the ocean for a long time. During year 1, he decided he wanted to do something with his life, so he learned how to breathe air, and then came up to the surface. He declared the land around him Hyrule! He then tried to find the bathrooms, but couldn't, so he blew some stuff up. He founded Hyrule over a period of ten years (Link I was very helpful during this time), and after he was finished, he had wondered where his toes had gone (he doesn't have any). Link I smacked him, so he killed Link I with his powerful water attacks. After this, King Dinner had no "helper", and started doing stupid things, like make eating Pop Tarts made of Cheese illegal on Thrusdays. King Dinner was assassinated on June 30, 12. His son took over, and he was right in the head, so Hyrule thrived for thousands of years.
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