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| - . Image:Cquote1.pngI DIDN'T ORDER THIS TYPE OF POPCORN! I DIDN'T ORDER THIS TYPE OF POPCORN!Image:Cquote2.png — A noob trying to be funny. Image:Cquote1.pngHoly shit! I don't want to fuck you now!Image:Cquote2.png — A dude to his girlfriend when he tried to use a Flood Infection Form for intercourse The Flood Infection Form is the most basic form of the Flood, and much like everything else, these things are ugly. Not only that, they aren't too bright, either, as they are known to jump and hump a fully shielded Spartan just as much as they do the same to a rock. These guys never stand still, for the sushi guy is always chasing them around with a sushi knife. You can't eat them without extensive preparation, and believe us, we've tried. They just try to turn the tables and eat your face. They're like little mutated women. However, once you've got them all buttered up, they're delicious. Usually. We even have a book coming titled 1001 Recipes with AIDS Popcorn. Our publisher promises it will be a best seller. Infection: The popcorn Flood jumps in your skin and before you can say "AGH THAT TICKLES!" it takes over your body. they have one weakness which i have forgotten
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