In 1207 Cumbria, the Eleventh Doctor stayed in a monastery to help in his search for "the woman twice dead", Clara Oswald. Clara rang the phone on the front of the TARDIS from 2013 to ask the Doctor about fixing her Wi-Fi. The Doctor left to find Clara. (TV: The Bells of Saint John) The Tenth Doctor and Martha Jones went there in the 1950s. (COMIC: Agent Provocateur) In 1994 the Second Doctor went to a haunted house in Cumbria with Ben Jackson and Polly Wright. (PROSE: Invasion of the Cat-People)
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| - In 1207 Cumbria, the Eleventh Doctor stayed in a monastery to help in his search for "the woman twice dead", Clara Oswald. Clara rang the phone on the front of the TARDIS from 2013 to ask the Doctor about fixing her Wi-Fi. The Doctor left to find Clara. (TV: The Bells of Saint John) The Tenth Doctor and Martha Jones went there in the 1950s. (COMIC: Agent Provocateur) In 1994 the Second Doctor went to a haunted house in Cumbria with Ben Jackson and Polly Wright. (PROSE: Invasion of the Cat-People)
- Cumbria is a non-metropolitan county in Northwest England. It consists of six districts, and in 2008 had a population of just under half a million. Cumbria is one of the most sparsely populated counties in the United Kingdom, with 73.4 people per km2 (190/sq mi). In comparison, the Borough of Barrow-in-Furness, in the south, has a population density over twelve times this at 921/km2 (2,385.3/sq mi).
- The flag of Cumbria.
- Cumbria is in the North West of England and borders Scotland & Northumberland to the North, County Durham to the east, as well as North Yorkshire, with Lancashire to the south.
- Cumbria was a coastal region of Great Britain. Doomsdale Nuclear Research Station was located in Cumbria.
- A feudal Kingdom that is dying because of poor leadership on the part of it's king and his refusal to embrace technology into Cumbria. It's capital is Dernholm
- Cumbria is a province of the Great Scottish Republic. It is formed of the former British counties of Cumbria, Lancashire, Blackpool and Blackburn with Darwen. The capital of Cumbria is Carlisle. Large Towns
* Ormskirk
* Lytham St Annes
* Blackpool
* Fleetwood
* Chorley
* Leyland
* Preston
* Blackpool
* Accrington
* Burnley
* Nelson
* Lancaster
* Morecambe
* Barrow-in-Furness
* Kendal
* Whitehaven
* Workington
* Penrith
* Carlisle Municipalities
- Cumbria is really two counties, North Cumbria and West Cumbria, but they are might as well be one. The capital of West Cumbria is usually Workington; The capital of North Cumbria, is Carlisle but sometimes it's Shap (formerly two towns; Shit and Crap, which merged to form Shap), Kendal (all they do is make mint cake) and Keswick, who make a lot of pencils, Orton, however is a mirror image of Brough (used to be a dump for knackered fridges) or even Tebay (the worst) where everyone says 'iy pat eady like', Wigton is not normally the capital but is notable due to the albatross fisting world championship and the world's only talking shoe lives in the town Rugby club. There's a very simple mathematical formula for working out what today's capital shall be, a formula that would take but a brief
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| - In 1207 Cumbria, the Eleventh Doctor stayed in a monastery to help in his search for "the woman twice dead", Clara Oswald. Clara rang the phone on the front of the TARDIS from 2013 to ask the Doctor about fixing her Wi-Fi. The Doctor left to find Clara. (TV: The Bells of Saint John) The Tenth Doctor and Martha Jones went there in the 1950s. (COMIC: Agent Provocateur) In 1994 the Second Doctor went to a haunted house in Cumbria with Ben Jackson and Polly Wright. (PROSE: Invasion of the Cat-People)
- Cumbria is a non-metropolitan county in Northwest England. It consists of six districts, and in 2008 had a population of just under half a million. Cumbria is one of the most sparsely populated counties in the United Kingdom, with 73.4 people per km2 (190/sq mi). In comparison, the Borough of Barrow-in-Furness, in the south, has a population density over twelve times this at 921/km2 (2,385.3/sq mi).
- The flag of Cumbria.
- Cumbria is in the North West of England and borders Scotland & Northumberland to the North, County Durham to the east, as well as North Yorkshire, with Lancashire to the south.
- Cumbria is a province of the Great Scottish Republic. It is formed of the former British counties of Cumbria, Lancashire, Blackpool and Blackburn with Darwen. The capital of Cumbria is Carlisle. Large Towns
* Ormskirk
* Lytham St Annes
* Blackpool
* Fleetwood
* Chorley
* Leyland
* Preston
* Blackpool
* Accrington
* Burnley
* Nelson
* Lancaster
* Morecambe
* Barrow-in-Furness
* Kendal
* Whitehaven
* Workington
* Penrith
* Carlisle Municipalities
* Carlisle and Solway
* Mid Cumbria
* Penrith and East Cumbria
* Kendal and Windermere
* West Cumbria
* Furness
* Morecambe Bay
* Lonsdale
* Lancaster and Bowland
* Mid Wyreside
* Fleetwood and Cleveleys
* Blackpool
* Kirkham and Ribblemouth
* Preston
* Leyland and Chorley
* Blackburn with Darwen
* Forest of Rossendale
* Burnley
* Nelson and Colne
* Central Lancashire
* Ormskirk and Skelmersdale
- Cumbria was a coastal region of Great Britain. Doomsdale Nuclear Research Station was located in Cumbria.
- Cumbria is really two counties, North Cumbria and West Cumbria, but they are might as well be one. The capital of West Cumbria is usually Workington; The capital of North Cumbria, is Carlisle but sometimes it's Shap (formerly two towns; Shit and Crap, which merged to form Shap), Kendal (all they do is make mint cake) and Keswick, who make a lot of pencils, Orton, however is a mirror image of Brough (used to be a dump for knackered fridges) or even Tebay (the worst) where everyone says 'iy pat eady like', Wigton is not normally the capital but is notable due to the albatross fisting world championship and the world's only talking shoe lives in the town Rugby club. There's a very simple mathematical formula for working out what today's capital shall be, a formula that would take but a brief moment of your time to explain. But it's really not all that interesting. The current capital of Cumbria is Brough, which is home to a huge chav infestation, Prime Minister Tony Blair ordered a cull of all chavs in 1998. Back in the 1980s the environment agency (Old women) put a fire watch in place over all of the stainmore parish and some of Shap fell near Orton because apparently a chicken laid an egg both on the A6 at Shap and The A66 just out of brough therefore the stainmore farmers got the blame. Stainmore is well known for making smoke, the A66 was brought to a standstill because some tit set a field of bushes on fire. Cumbria is also the only remaining British county in which women are not allowed in bars. Not even strip bars. Not even Lesbian Strip Bars. Not even Women-only Lesbian Strip Bars. This has led to a growth in a phenomenon known as 'Male Homosexuality', which is a scienceytificcy phrase nerdy boffins use to the explain the love between two straight men (not that those geeks have ever kissed a man!! Am I right, fellas???). Conclusion; cumbria is a generally sexist, racist, homophobic place. Excluding of course, Carlisle- the city of chavvs, and the extent of which being Keswick (where most people are either religious fanatics or people who just cannot seem to hold down a job). If you would like to know more about forbidden manlove in Cumbria then all you have to do is go up to any big butch Cumbrian soccer player (of which there is about seventeen in Cumbria, Rugby League being the predominant sport) and ask him what it's like to be sodomised up the poop-chute. However this article is not about homosexuality, it's about Cumbria so stop twisting your nipples and let's get back to the main subject, shall we?
- A feudal Kingdom that is dying because of poor leadership on the part of it's king and his refusal to embrace technology into Cumbria. It's capital is Dernholm
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