This is why animals don't chat much. If we could tell everything about each other simply by sniffing each others asses, we'd probably be pretty quiet too. It's almost certain, for example, that Beethoven could never have written the Pastoral Symphony if he had been too distracted by anal emission to think straight while at the piano. Being "glands" that are located near the "anus" (hence them name), anal glands secret their perfume like qualities while “Rover” or Hello Kitty poop (aka crap), and thus gives regular shit a charm all its own, though in the final anlysis, it's still shit.
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| - This is why animals don't chat much. If we could tell everything about each other simply by sniffing each others asses, we'd probably be pretty quiet too. It's almost certain, for example, that Beethoven could never have written the Pastoral Symphony if he had been too distracted by anal emission to think straight while at the piano. Being "glands" that are located near the "anus" (hence them name), anal glands secret their perfume like qualities while “Rover” or Hello Kitty poop (aka crap), and thus gives regular shit a charm all its own, though in the final anlysis, it's still shit.
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| - This is why animals don't chat much. If we could tell everything about each other simply by sniffing each others asses, we'd probably be pretty quiet too. It's almost certain, for example, that Beethoven could never have written the Pastoral Symphony if he had been too distracted by anal emission to think straight while at the piano. Being "glands" that are located near the "anus" (hence them name), anal glands secret their perfume like qualities while “Rover” or Hello Kitty poop (aka crap), and thus gives regular shit a charm all its own, though in the final anlysis, it's still shit.
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